The great wall of SFU under siege

By: Sude Guvendik, Staff Writer Dear SFU climbers,  Hold onto your harnesses because there’s some wild news — the SFU Climbing Wall, that vertical haven of...

SFU Alert: Transit strikes again

By: Sonya Janeshewski, SFU Student January 23, 2024, 8:20 a.m.: All students are required to join the hiking club in light of the transit...

STORYTIME: THE SPIDER IN MY BATHROOM HAS A FINSTA

By: C Icart, Humour Editor Hi everyone! Welcome back to my channel! I’m sure everyone has been wondering where I’ve been because y’all are obsessed...

SFSS Council’s Quest for a Rights-Free Utopia

By: Sude Guvendik, Staff Writer Greetings, fellow students of wit, wisdom, and occasionally questionable decision-making! Let’s turn to another page of SFSS council drama, where...

Elf on the Shelf causes post-holiday chaos

By: Saije Rusimovici, Staff Writer The attack of the oat milk foam, 9:02 a.m.  I woke up to the sound of my Nespresso machine whirling. It was...

I bet you thought this would be a hairytale

By: Mahla Rae, SFU student You only remember me when you want a bright new hair colour to make you feel cool, or a...

The Decision Is Yours.

By: Hana Hoffman, Peak Associate #1 You procrastinated on a video project due in 10 hours. It’s 2 p.m., your lecture has just ended, and you...

Taking the bus everywhere is my newest business strategy

By: Gyu Min Jang, SFU Student If there’s anything I’ve learned during the three weeks I didn’t have classes but couldn’t get my tuition refunded,...

Places to propose to your partner at SFU

By: Izzy Cheung, Staff Writer Have you ever thought about asking someone to marry you at SFU? No? Well, here are some reasons why...

Why I support the BC rat takeover

By: C Icart, Humour Editor As you know, cities in beautiful British Columbia (not my words; I just read it off a license plate) are...