Elf on the Shelf causes post-holiday chaos

By: Saije Rusimovici, Staff Writer The attack of the oat milk foam, 9:02 a.m.  I woke up to the sound of my Nespresso machine whirling. It was...

I bet you thought this would be a hairytale

By: Mahla Rae, SFU student You only remember me when you want a bright new hair colour to make you feel cool, or a...

The Decision Is Yours.

By: Hana Hoffman, Peak Associate #1 You procrastinated on a video project due in 10 hours. It’s 2 p.m., your lecture has just ended, and you...

Taking the bus everywhere is my newest business strategy

By: Gyu Min Jang, SFU Student If there’s anything I’ve learned during the three weeks I didn’t have classes but couldn’t get my tuition refunded,...

Places to propose to your partner at SFU

By: Izzy Cheung, Staff Writer Have you ever thought about asking someone to marry you at SFU? No? Well, here are some reasons why...

Why I support the BC rat takeover

By: C Icart, Humour Editor As you know, cities in beautiful British Columbia (not my words; I just read it off a license plate) are...

Miss Planet Earth is on fire

By: Hailey Miller, Staff Writer This year, Miss Planet Earth has reached new heights by setting her own personal best for the hottest summer on...

Local enby whispers righty-tighty lefty-loosey to themselves as they assemble IKEA furniture

By: C Icart, Humour Editor After a months-long arduous battle to get a single Metro Vancouver landlord to rent their overpriced apartment to them, 24-year-old...

Bargaining team brushing up on their stalling tactic skills

By: Sude Guvendik, Staff Writer Ah, the sweet symphony of bureaucracy. It’s like a finely tuned orchestra playing the most annoying melody you’ve ever heard....

A nightmare at the coffee shop

By: Izzy Cheung, Staff Writer It was a hot summer’s day — everyone was flocking to the malls to enjoy the air conditioning and...