October 31 is approaching and I’m not ready!

By: Hana Hoffman, Peak Associate Are you still contemplating whether to be cute or scary? A character or an object? Don’t you worry; I’ve got...

1, 2, 3, 4, We don’t want Outlook no more!

By: Hana Hoffman, Peak Associate I apologize for bringing this up because I’m sure most of you are still grieving the discontinuance of the old...

Quiz: Which Moo Deng are you?

By: Michelle Young, Copy Editor Your Blenz order (warm milk) is wrong. You: Spit it out immediately.  ...

Using public transit is superior

By: Yagya Parihar, SFU Student Some time back, a friend told me about how “embarrassingly high” her car insurance is. Soon after, I read an...

The sweet potato in cupboard is my inspiration

By: C Icart, Humour Editor They say you shouldn’t meet your heroes, but some of us didn’t have a choice. Some of us met our...

Message from the president: The role of universities in times of genocide

By: Freida Watermelon, SFU Student September 23, 2024  As president of SFU, I am often asked by students, faculty and staff to take a stance...

If the CRA really wanted my money, they’d pick up when I call

By: C Icart, Humour Editor It’s not tax season, but I would like to talk about taxes anyway. After all, this is my section; I...

Welcome to SFU!

By: Tam Nguyen, Staff Writer Congratulations, your nightmarish high school experience ends with you getting into SFU! Let’s be honest, this is the best-case scenario...

Imperfect fits: Pride edition

By: C Icart, Humour Editor Vancouver is hosting Pride this week, and even though “we are all born naked,” that is not the appropriate outfit...

Shit people say to my disabled ass

By: Hailey Miller, Staff Writer As someone who was born disabled, nothing makes me cackle more than the ridiculous remarks of arrogance that grace my...