HUMOUR: DJ Khaledism becomes a registered religion in America

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In a shocking move, The Best Master Key Church of Khaled — or DJ Khaledism, as it more commonly referred — has been given...
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HUMOUR: Peakmopolitan’s ‘Sexacado’ article leaves students and staff with sore spot

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“I’ve worked here as a campus security guard for more than 30 some-odd years —and nothing prepared me for the unspeakable act those two...
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A sermon to the glory of sleep

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My fellow students, I come before you today humbled before the one true power in our lives. We are perpetually overcome by the benevolence...
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SFU Replies!

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To SFU, I can’t figure out these recycling stations at SFU. I don’t know where to put anything. Speaking of sanitation, the Burnaby campus is...
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University Life Hacks: Fashion tips

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As if getting good grades in university wasn’t hard enough, trying to find something nice to wear to your lectures and tutorials is super...
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Stellar, Basic, or Humdrum: How epic was your New Years’ Party?

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How late did you party? a) What are you talking about? We’re still going hard here! (5 points) b) Made it to midnight to watch...
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SATIRE: SFU Students call for early reading break, still hungover from New Year’s Eve

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With the first week of classes underway here at SFU, it might come as a surprise — and disappointment — that the inaugural first...
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SFU Replies!

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To whom it may concern, I’m writing out of concern for the lack of heating and lighting in the vast majority of the AQ as...
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How to seduce your English professor into giving you a better grade

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1. Whether it makes sense or not, bring up an untrustworthy narrator. Nothing gets an English professor more in the mood. 2. When asked if...
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HUMOUR: Copy Editor’s Corner (compiled)

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October 19: Dangling modifiers Hi there! You are reading a new weekly writing tips segment written by me, Joel MacKenzie, The Peak’s Copy Editor! Tune...
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