Quiz: Am I baby or am I just trying my best?
Written by Kelly Chia, Staff Writer
“Baby.” A one-word concept that has swept Twitter like renewed wildfire. The innocence, the dreaming, the heartbreak, the meme-ing...
International studies student drops out because he only knows the names of countries he’s...
Written by Ben McGuinness, Peak Associate
SFU international studies (IS) student Blake Farther dropped out of his program as the latest victim of a common...
Student withdraws emotionally from classes, is refunded only 50% of their emotions
Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor
After three weeks of struggling to love education, an SFU student withdrew emotionally from all their courses on Friday...
Your weekly SFU horoscopes: September 23–29
Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor
Aries — March 21–April 19
Your superiority complex is in full blossom. And you need to manifest it. Irritate your...
Your weekly SFU horoscopes: September 16 – 22
Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor
Aries — March 21–April 19
Your reputation of blood, guts, and rage follows you everywhere. What you need this week is...
Devil attends his first ever history seminar, tearfully thanks students who advocated for him
Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor
Decades of SFU student activism have finally paid off, it seems. Last Monday, a HIST 466 seminar welcomed a...
Most popular couple in grade 12 shockingly breaks up on third week of university
Written by Gabrielle McLaren, Editor-in-Chief
BURNABY, BC — To the absolute shock of their community, Crystal Lemay and Hunter O’Brian, the hottest couple in the...
Meet Alex Mac-Queen: How a local hypebeast paid his tuition by reselling Balenciaga sweaters
Written by Kayli Jamieson, SFU Student
The resell game among SFU students has always been quite strong in the textbook department. But who could anticipate...
Seven TOTALLY accurate Netflix documentaries about SFU airing this September
Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor
It’s that time of year again. As the leaves prepare to brown and the SFSS prepares to host yet...
