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Tuesday, May 11, 2021

SFUnexplained: All of these email redirections condition us for long degrees

By: Emma Jean, Staff Writer Doesn’t it seem fishy that it takes three-login attempts to see your SFU mail? Unless you’re a tinfoil beret-wearing big...

To all the showers I’ve cried in before

By: Kyla Dowling, Staff Writer Shower crying. You’ve done it, I’ve done it, Archie Andrews did it on Riverdale when his dad got shot and...

Turns out I’m the worst international studies major out there

By: Clarence Ndabahwerize, SFU Student There are times during the pursuit of my international studies degree where I am genuinely excited to get out there...

The lamentation of a co-op student’s failed speaker gig

By: Subaig Bindra, SFU Student My co-op coordinator invited me to address a group of students on their orientation. I barely had any clue about what...

Top Ten reasons I’m still not over March 2020 even though March 2021 is...

By: Dev Petrovic, Staff Writer Things have just progressively gotten worse One day, it’s just another day in a pandemic where I’m questioning how many...

Your weekly SFU Horoscopes: March 1–7

By: Charlotte Gravert, SFU Student ARIES: Since you’re not really a morning person, your black coffee addiction is like adding gasoline to a fire. Combine...

What classes will look like once in-person schooling returns

By: Alex Masse, Staff Writer Picture this: it is a grand day to be a student at Simon Fraser University. In-person classes have begun, and...

Your favourite houseplant reveals how you are coping with remote learning

By: Charlotte Gravert, SFU Student If you are a fellow plant parent, you are likely to have this one green friend that gets a little...

Your weekly Shrekly Horoscopes: February 22–28

By: Charlotte Gravert, SFU Student Happy Chinese New Year! Hardworking ox is jumping in front of the cart to pull us out of the COVID...

Captcha test, I promise I’m not a robot

By: Emma Jean, Staff Writer Another day, another incognito window opened because I’m too ashamed to have Tumblr in my browser history in 2021. As...