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Wednesday, June 20, 2018

Local asshole thinks it’s fine to take up a whole booth in MBC by...

By: Winona Young Earlier this week in SFU’s Maggie Benston Center (MBC), students were shocked to find a local asshole taking up an entire booth...

SFU Conspiracy Theories

By: Victoria Lopatka Conspiracy Theory #1: Graduation doesn’t exist For real, though, do you personally know anyone that’s ever graduated from SFU? I don’t mean a...

The hit new diet of the student

By Tiffany Chang We all know how fabulous students are when it comes to eating healthy, right? This is especially true during finals season. We...

New summer, same you

By: Gene Cole At last, we have reached the start of the summer semester. The wave of new obnoxious students has declined, the sun is...

Summer Expectations vs. Reality

By: Nathaniel Tok Every spring, when I see the sun for the first time since September, I become hopeful and start brainstorming ways to use...

The Symptoms of Senioritis

By: Jessica Parsons Have you been caught staring at a wall for hours, sensing a creeping existential crisis? How about looking at first-years and wondering...

Best places on campus to openly weep

By: Amal Javed Abdullah The semester might have just started, but it’s never too early to begin crying at the sorry state you will be...

SASSY DRAG NAMES FOR YOUR SASSY SELF

By:  Janis McMath, Rosie Grayson, Gabrielle McLaren, Alex Bloom If drag culture hasn’t already consumed your soul, your sanity, and all your free time, consider hopping onto the...

The worst times to Hulk out

By: Ahmed Ali As you all know, constantly turning into a 10-foot-tall Rage Monster when you get angry is never the most convenient superpower. There...

Hot new Uber delivery services!

If you haven’t been living under a rock these past few years, you would have heard of Uber — a more affordable taxi service...