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Tuesday, January 28, 2020

Your weekly SFU horoscopes: November 18–24

Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor Aries — March 21–April 19 Find a day this week to bathe in tomato paste. It will neutralize the acrid,...

Boy sues WikiHow for failing to get him out of the friend zone

Written by Vivien Ying Qi Li, SFU Student WikiHow, a website infamous for its informative articles on first-world problems, is currently getting sued for providing...

Couple breaks up after one lover is caught texting their fave YouTube videos to...

Written by Jennifer Low, Peak Associate BURNABY, BC — “We are so over!” Ashley Johnston’s voice could be heard echoing down the hallways of the...

How I got involved with SFU’s Red Backpack Cult

Written by Paige Riding I joined the SFU Athletics cult and all I got was this stupid red backpack. It happens to the best of us....

To all the Grindr guys I’ve loved before

Written by Jason Kireina, SFU Student Dear blank profile,  You were my first love, and I’ll always remember you for that. Except I don’t even...

Texts From Last All-Nighter: what SFU says in the depths of academic fever

Written by Shangrila Plaza, SFU Student (227) : yo : I need stupid names to name a pigeon : wrong answers only *** (228) : It’s 2:50am : finish your essay. *** (293) : Hey,...

Your weekly SFU horoscopes: November 12–18

Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor Aries — March 21–April 19 Stop it with the selfishness this week. Make some sacrifices. Like becoming a ritual sacrifice...

SFU FANFICTION: The Demon and the Concrete Man — Chapter 3 [COMPLETE]

Written by Kelly Chia, Staff Writer Disclaimer: *turns around in office chair, stroking a soft white cat* It is November, bitches. Once again, it is...

Your weekly SFU horoscopes: November 5–11

Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor Aries — March 21–April 19 You could participate in NaNoWriMo this year. But why write a rushed novel when your...