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Expectations versus reality: Promises for next semester

Humour EIC - August 1, 2016 0

What you say: “I’ll start my essays way before they’re even due!” What you’ll actually do: Sit around playing League of Legends and watching videos...

Peak Comics: Peers

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Peak Comics: Serious Bananas

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Peak Comics: Creator’s Pet

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Desperate student attempts blood ritual to garner passing grade

Humour EIC - August 1, 2016 1

As if fears of residence closure and hiking tuition costs on campus weren’t bad enough, residences on Burnaby campus are now facing a scare...

Five movie roles Daniel Radcliffe will take to make you forget he was Harry Potter

Humour EIC - July 25, 2016 0

Let’s face it: being associated with a single role isn’t easy, especially if you are a young actor in Hollywood. For Daniel Radcliffe, it...

Inevitable gimmicks SFU admin will use to distract you from real campus issues

Humour EIC - July 25, 2016 0

Dr. Petter Magic Mould Eraser™ The Dr. Petter Magic Mould Eraser™ is tough on university-eating fungus. This product is also guaranteed to keep nosy health and...

Five questions every Christian student has heard

Humour EIC - July 25, 2016 0

Hi, I'm Bernice, and I am a Christian. I go to church on Sundays, read the Bible, and believe that a guy named Jesus...

If SFU were like an RPG . . .

Humour EIC - July 25, 2016 0

1) Research assignments and expeditions would be all the more adventurous to take part in! 2) Costly building renovations could be completed simply by getting...

A gentlemen’s guide on what to do when caught masturbating

Humour EIC - July 18, 2016 0

Let’s face it: there’s nothing more natural than masturbation. Jerking it, beating the meat, choking the chicken — fellas, the reason we have so...

Vancouver Whitecaps in danger of franchise relocation

Restored access to SFU Canvas following security breach

SFU community members sound alarm on new investment policy draft

Langara journalism program faced with potential closure

Student aid should match cost of living

Using Canvas means we have 9,000 eggs in one basket

Post-secondary education funding is mishandled

Life and growth are never linear

War and peace through the lens of young adults in love

How monuments shape public spaces

Need to Know, Need to Go: Events for an active summertime

Monday Music: An escape into the many lenses of shoegaze

Buddhists celebrate the teachings of Vesak 2,570 years on

Long Story Short: Paving a non-linear academic path

SFYou: Kyle Newcomb of Setiaputra Lab

Health policy expert Dr. Leah Shipton explains duplicative health-care

Stephen Harper: a man looking for love

Exclusive interview with David Eby

Joy Johnson reacts to communist positivity on campus

I went on a Scientology speedrun . . . this is what happened

Wayne Gretzky’s false Canadiana

Former SFU women’s basketball coach inducted into Canadian Basketball Hall of Fame

How the Red Leafs fared to start 2025

Staying active when everything feels expensive