Three strange movies I watched on my transatlantic flight

By: Mason Mattu, Humour Editor Recently, aboard a flight from Istanbul to Vancouver, I had the utter pleasure of perusing through a very extensive in-flight...

I just want some flowers, please

By: Mason Mattu, Humour Editor  When I was in grade school, I used to do a lot of musical theatre. You may think, lots of...

How to trick your father into getting a physical

By: Dr. Tomos Land, Trainee Father-o-trician When growing up, it’s pretty common to think of your dad as the strongest man in the universe. If...

A student athlete with god-given diving capabilities

By: STUDENT ATHLETE INCOMING Day 1 Dear Diary, I’ve always wanted to try a sport where I could get over my fear of heights and gain some...

I want to kick the Science World soccer ball

By: Mason Mattu, Humour Editor “The next station is: Main Street-Science World. Doors will open on the right,” the SkyTrain’s voice-from-above announced as I...

I don’t wanna be a benchwarmer!

By: Mason Mattu, Humour Editor and resident nepo baby I sit on a very warm bench, That feeling is amplified,  By the pain of my team...

In defense of the misunderstood, overly-hated, and elegantly useful comma

By: Maya Barillas Mohan, Staff Writer Dear TA, I am writing to you in response to my recent feedback, though I am also speaking in defense...

Backlash reportedly not the British Museum’s tea and crumpets

By: Sasha Rubick, Fact Checker In 2025, the British Museum unveiled an online exhibit titled Colonialism: A Digital Experience. The paywalled, by-subscription-only website was created...

A letter from your old friend, GERD

By: The one and only GERD  Dear — no, let’s skip the formalities, we’ve known each other long enough. You probably know who it is...

Horoscopes June 15–21

By: Abbey Perley, Assistant Production Editor Aries March 21–April 19 Tangerine matcha latte Aries, tangerines may be as bright as you, but the novelty is getting a...