Other SFSS Presidential Candidates

The Avocado I’ll decide once and for all what I am Free sex ed List of sex positions inscribed inside me Stop making fun of me Raccoon More garbage around...

Comics!

The First Rule of Crossfit (Destiny Hsu & Jacey Gibb) Creator's Pet (Destiny Hsu)  

SFU Replies

Hey, SFU! School has been so fun lately! I love the daily excavations and the spirit parades on Fridays! Unfortunately, I know some students who...

Grace N. Howl on the SFSS Campaign Trail ’16: Cry Hard with a Vengeance

Hello again SFU, In hopes of starting off on the right foot after the horror that was the Surrey debates, I thought I would do...

Grace N. Howl on SFSS Campaign Trail ‘16: The Surrey Campus Screw Job

Hello SFU, I cannot believe the sheer nerve that some of these self-proclaimed “politicians” have. How dare they neglect carry on the debate without my...

Comics!

Creator's Pet (Destiny Hsu) Peers (Leslie Lu) Mystic Man (Reuben Newton)

SFU Replies

Hey, SFU! I’m a little unsure of these new school rules. We’re not allowed to write anything; SFU reps are taking my dictation right...

The problem with Canadian culture and lingo

Moving from Oregon, I hardly expected to have a culture shock upon arriving in British Columbia. Belonging to the same stretch of Cascadia, I...

Boxer Briefs

Famous Marvel anti-hero wants to be SFU’s newest mascot – SFU Burnaby recently became a battlefield between SFU’s very own McFogg the Dog and Marvel...

Multicolored Reptilian alien found beneath the ‘secret basement’ in Trottier Observatory

Like you, I have walked by the Trottier Observatory wondering tirelessly as to its “true” purpose on Burnaby mountain. While the mission statement upon...