Political party promises that all of their promises are in fact lies

OTTAWA - The CCP (Completely Corrupt Party), who share no affiliation with the Chinese Communist Party or the Confederacion Campesina del Peru, has announced...

Ukrainian Olympians concerned about having families live in Ukraine

KIEV — While being selected to participate in the Olympic Games is the realization of lifelong dreams for most athletes, for some Ukrainian team...

Tippy Top Ten: Sochi Olympics

Tippy Top Ten Reasons You Aren’t Competing in the 2014 Sochi Winter Olympics 10. Couldn’t find a fourth for your bobsleigh team 9. No one wants...

Disco magazine blames decline in sales on ‘death of print’

TORONTO — The editors of the once very popular Disco Weekly Magazine, who have been facing increasingly low sales since 1979, believe that they...

Tippy Top 10 List: John Tortorella

Tippy Top 10 Ways John Tortorella is Planning to Spend His Suspension   10. Quality time with family, berating them to “play some fucking defense” 9. With...

Join the Club: Pool Hustlers Club

JOIN THE CLUB is a feature that highlights SFU’s lesser known clubs and non-existent organizations. This week we highlight . . . The Pool Hustlers...

University student just not that stressed out

BURNABY — Thor Svenson, a current 3rd year SFU student, is concerned that he isn’t stressed out enough and has registered a formal complaint...