Casting for Love Is Blind: SFU Edition is underway

By: Izzy Cheung, staff writer Yes, you read that correctly — the Netflix favourite reality TV series, Love Is Blind, is coming to SFU!...

Everyone and their dog is at the beach

By: Hailey Miller, Staff Writer Spring is in the air! Or is it? The first nice day of the year brings all the winter hibernators...

Local enby starting every conversation with “have you purchased my gift yet?” during their birthday month

By: C Icart, Humour Editor After 11 torturous non-birthday months, soon to be 25-year-old Blue Rose (again, totally not a pseudonym I am making up...

STORYTIME: THE SPIDER IN MY BATHROOM HAS A FINSTA (part 3)

By: C Icart, Humour Editor Y’allllll. I don’t wanna hear it, I don’t wanna hear it! I know I’m posting this storytime late, but is...

The battle of telecommunications vs. grocery store executives

By: Hailey Miller, Staff Writer Well, the big corporate executives are about to throw a big ol’ showdown of the great battle of grocery stores...

Wash your goddamn water bottle

By: Olivia Visser, Copy Editor Heeeey, you. You know who you are. You’re the one who believes you only have to wash me once a...

My Stanley and I (a toxic relationship)

By: Saije Rusimovici, Staff Writer Dearest Stanley cup, Despite the fact that people say you’re obnoxiously large, you fit me perfectly. I would carry you...

Former SFU mascot candidate grilled by hiring manager

By: Izzy Cheung, Staff Writer I sit down at the table, its surface cold against my trembling hands. The smooth papers rustle beneath my palms,...

Pitching technical difficulties

By: Hailey Miller, Staff Writer On a not-so-typical Thursday morning that quickly turned into an afternoon, staff members of The Peak sat down like any...

Horoscopes: March 4 – 9

By: Kelly Chia, Editor-in-Stars Aries March 21–April 19  I think you should punch your midterm. Not in class, because that would be embarrassing. But metaphorically, you should...