Ms. Valentine Presents: SFU Hookup Locations

By: Izzy Cheung, staff writer Hello, all you SFU lovebirds! I, Ms. Valentine, have wisdom to bestow on all couples, from  those who met...

The great wall of SFU under siege

By: Sude Guvendik, Staff Writer Dear SFU climbers,  Hold onto your harnesses because there’s some wild news — the SFU Climbing Wall, that vertical haven of...

STORYTIME: THE SPIDER IN MY BATHROOM HAS A FINSTA (part 2)

By: C Icart, Humour Editor Hi everyone! Welcome back to my channel! Can I get a little commotion in the comments for my new background?...

SFU Alert: Transit strikes again

By: Sonya Janeshewski, SFU Student January 23, 2024, 8:20 a.m.: All students are required to join the hiking club in light of the transit...

My 2023 Wrapped was so wrong

By: Hailey Miller, Staff Writer The end-of-year has come and gone, and we’re left longing for recaps and wrap-ups that were conveniently forgotten until we...

STORYTIME: THE SPIDER IN MY BATHROOM HAS A FINSTA

By: C Icart, Humour Editor Hi everyone! Welcome back to my channel! I’m sure everyone has been wondering where I’ve been because y’all are obsessed...

Peakie gets real

By: Cam Darting, SFU Student and C Icart, Humour Editor Dear Peakie,  I started crocheting to help manage stress, but now there are crochet mushrooms everywhere...

Horoscopes January 29 – February 2

By: Cam Darting, SFU Student Aries March 21–April 19  The heavens have chosen. Aries is represented by Sikowitz. Just like the eccentric drama teacher, Arieses have no...

Dear Peakie: Where Are They Now?

By: Sonya Janeshewski, SFU Student and Olivia Visser, Copy Editor Dear Peakie,  Last time we spoke, you gave me advice on how to perfect my dad-sona....

Student updates: Spring 2024

By: Hailey Miller, Staff Writer Welcome back, students! Here’s to all that 2024 has in store. IN-PERSON CLASSES FORECASTED DURING SNOWSTORMS  No matter how much snow...