Humour

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Ani-malapropisms: A murder of crows

EIC November 19, 2012

By Gary Lim and Eleanor Qu

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Horoscope: November 19, 2012

EIC November 19, 2012

Aries (March 21 – April 20) This week you save $3.45 and anyone from ever finding your body trying to save money by “mining your damn own copper.” Taurus (April 21 – May 21) Don’t make mountains out of molehills…

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OkSFUpid: An enrollment dating site.

EIC November 19, 2012

By Gary Lim and Eleanor Qu

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Superstar PSY will soon enter final stages of life cycle, says solar scientists

EIC November 19, 2012

The PSY is reaching critical mass, implosion imminent reports scientists, tabloids By Gary Lim   Astronomers around the world are urging people to point their televisions to the skies to witness an astronomical event in the making, as the K-pop…

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Petter Watch: November 19, 2012

EIC November 19, 2012

Petter’s weekend spent searching for the Christmas presents his wife, Miriam, hid.

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English language recalls the word ‘literally’

EIC November 19, 2012

English language revokes word ‘literally’ as done in past with matlarf, and spoo By Gary Lim Citing flagrant abuse and underappreciation, the English language has issued a formal decree that starting Nov. 22, 2012 the word “literally” will be struck…

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Ski Ninjas: Collar

EIC November 19, 2012

By Kyle Lees at Ski Ninjas

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Said the Squid: Fish Maps

EIC November 19, 2012

By Jeff Hollett and Lori-Lee Thomas at Said the Squid

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Catfield: Tuesdays

EIC November 18, 2012

By Gary Lim

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Leyland Watch: November 13, 2012

EIC November 13, 2012

Tony Leyland explains the biomechanics of him putting his foot up your ass. 

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