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Continue readingAries (March 21 – April 20) This week you save $3.45 and anyone from ever finding your body trying to save money by “mining your damn own copper.” Taurus (April 21 – May 21) Don’t make mountains out of molehills…
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Continue readingThe PSY is reaching critical mass, implosion imminent reports scientists, tabloids By Gary Lim Astronomers around the world are urging people to point their televisions to the skies to witness an astronomical event in the making, as the K-pop…
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Continue readingEnglish language revokes word ‘literally’ as done in past with matlarf, and spoo By Gary Lim Citing flagrant abuse and underappreciation, the English language has issued a formal decree that starting Nov. 22, 2012 the word “literally” will be struck…
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