TransLink revealed to be elaborate psychological experiment

BREAKING NEWS: A recent controversy has come to light regarding Vancouver’s undisputed transit company, TransLink. According to an anonymous inside source, Metro Vancouver’s statutory...

Other SFSS Presidential Candidates

The Avocado I’ll decide once and for all what I am Free sex ed List of sex positions inscribed inside me Stop making fun of me Raccoon More garbage around...

Comics!

The First Rule of Crossfit (Destiny Hsu & Jacey Gibb) Creator's Pet (Destiny Hsu)  

SFU Replies

Hey, SFU! School has been so fun lately! I love the daily excavations and the spirit parades on Fridays! Unfortunately, I know some students who...

Grace N. Howl on the SFSS Campaign Trail ’16: Cry Hard with a Vengeance

Hello again SFU, In hopes of starting off on the right foot after the horror that was the Surrey debates, I thought I would do...

Grace N. Howl on SFSS Campaign Trail ‘16: The Surrey Campus Screw Job

Hello SFU, I cannot believe the sheer nerve that some of these self-proclaimed “politicians” have. How dare they neglect carry on the debate without my...

Comics!

Creator's Pet (Destiny Hsu) Peers (Leslie Lu) Mystic Man (Reuben Newton)

SFU Replies

Hey, SFU! I’m a little unsure of these new school rules. We’re not allowed to write anything; SFU reps are taking my dictation right...

The problem with Canadian culture and lingo

Moving from Oregon, I hardly expected to have a culture shock upon arriving in British Columbia. Belonging to the same stretch of Cascadia, I...

Boxer Briefs

Famous Marvel anti-hero wants to be SFU’s newest mascot – SFU Burnaby recently became a battlefield between SFU’s very own McFogg the Dog and Marvel...