Questionable Information: Superman

The popular film “Superman: The Movie” was based on a comic book of the same name.

Martial arts great for self-confidence of bully who now beats up nerds with blackbelts

SURREY — A local bully is crediting martial arts classes (taken by a bunch of dweebs at his school) as the source of a...

Political party promises that all of their promises are in fact lies

OTTAWA - The CCP (Completely Corrupt Party), who share no affiliation with the Chinese Communist Party or the Confederacion Campesina del Peru, has announced...

Ukrainian Olympians concerned about having families live in Ukraine

KIEV — While being selected to participate in the Olympic Games is the realization of lifelong dreams for most athletes, for some Ukrainian team...

Tippy Top Ten: Sochi Olympics

Tippy Top Ten Reasons You Aren’t Competing in the 2014 Sochi Winter Olympics 10. Couldn’t find a fourth for your bobsleigh team 9. No one wants...

Disco magazine blames decline in sales on ‘death of print’

TORONTO — The editors of the once very popular Disco Weekly Magazine, who have been facing increasingly low sales since 1979, believe that they...

Tippy Top 10 List: John Tortorella

Tippy Top 10 Ways John Tortorella is Planning to Spend His Suspension   10. Quality time with family, berating them to “play some fucking defense” 9. With...

Join the Club: Pool Hustlers Club

JOIN THE CLUB is a feature that highlights SFU’s lesser known clubs and non-existent organizations. This week we highlight . . . The Pool Hustlers...