Horoscopes October 21–27

By: Hana Hoffman, Peak Associate Aries March 21–April 19 It’s not easy to find a matching top and bottom of a swimsuit when you wake up 10...

Quiz: Which Moo Deng are you?

By: Michelle Young, Copy Editor Your Blenz order (warm milk) is wrong. You: Spit it out immediately.  ...

SFU student updates: Happy birthday!

By: Sarah Sorochuk, SFU Student You’ve spoken, and we’ve listened! Problematic professors? Well, we have a solution! Put them on trial! Legal studies are always looking...

Don’t play with Peakie

By: Cam Darting, Peak Associate and C Icart, Humour Editor Dear Peakie,  We have officially begun the season where SFU Burnaby gets permanently enveloped in a...

Conservatives consider adding Indigenous rights to top 50 list of priorities within the next 60 years

By:  Jordan PEEterson, Alt-Right Political Personality (swears he’s not racist) The BC Conservatives are considering adding Indigenous rights to their list of priorities sometime within...

Horoscopes October 14 – 20

By: Amrit Kamaal, Peak Associate Aries March 21–April 19 The second the clock strikes 12 on September 1, you never miss a beat to run to your...

Build your perfect Dining Commons meal and we’ll tell you when you should start studying for your midterms

By: Izzy Cheung, Arts & Culture and Sports Editor Hello friend! Welcome to SFU’s Dining Commons. Where are you coming from?  I...

Using public transit is superior

By: Yagya Parihar, SFU Student Some time back, a friend told me about how “embarrassingly high” her car insurance is. Soon after, I read an...

Horoscopes October 7 – 13

By: Tam Nguyen, Staff Writer Aries March 21–April 19 Breaking news: Aries, Queen Bee of the New York Socialites, is stepping down after her scandalous angry outburst...

The sweet potato in cupboard is my inspiration

By: C Icart, Humour Editor They say you shouldn’t meet your heroes, but some of us didn’t have a choice. Some of us met our...