By: Anonymous, SFU Student
1. A generic protagonist
Maybe he’ll have coloured hair if he’s important, but then people won’t “relate” to him. You’ll want to make...
By: Justin Stevens
The Spring
“Jumping your partner’s bones has never been this fun.”
The Feather Duster
“Take that french maid fantasy to the next level.”
Mario Raccoon Tail
“Hit...
“My partner and I were discharged from the hospital after discovering an inconvenient allergy to candle wax. On one hand, lighting them closes up our throats...
