Fondness for my Chromebook (After Siaara Freeman)

By: C Icart, Humour Editor Oh, Chromebook. I heard you’ve restarted unexpectedly . . . again And that’s OK. I’m not annoyed!  I love restoring all my...

Trump appoints Onijah Robinson as USAID administrator

By: Mason Mattu, member of the SFU <3 Onijah Fan Club WASHINGTON, DC — In a hastily-called press conference on March 3, US President...

CONFESSIONALS: I work out from home so no one can see me fall

By: C Icart, Humour Editor Health and fitness trends come and go. If you’re old enough, you start to see them repeating. Look me in...

UmbraCity or UmbraSyndicate?

By: Thievius Raccoonus, SFU Student UmbraCity has set up its oddly dystopian-looking kiosks across Vancouver, allowing consumers to rent umbrellas when unexpected rain decides to...

The benefits of being Black in a mostly non-Black community

By: C Icart, Humour Editor Kendrick performed at the Super Bowl last week, and while I didn’t watch the performance (I refuse to watch men...

Horoscopes February 17–23

By: C Icart, Humour Editor Aries March 21–April 19  “It’s private, but no.”  The stars think you should spend more time telling nosy people to mind their business,...

The rumours are true, I have flirted with a man before

By: C Icart, Humour Editor I’m 25, and honestly, it’s great. Love being 25. Like yesterday, I wanted a chocolate bar, so I just bought...

Peakie gets sexy

By: Petra Chase, Editor-in-Chief and C Icart, Humour Editor Dear Peakie,  Do you have the TLC people’s phone number (the network, not the girl group)? I...

Hinge is a game, and I’m losing

By: DILF Hunter, SFU Student From 2023 to 2024, I was a frequent user of dating apps out of boredom. I gained nothing from...