Your weekly SFU Horoscopes: March 22–28
By: Charlotte Gravert / Peak Associate
Happy Equinox, everyone! You are formally invited to the annual spring fever infection party! Mild to severe symptoms are...
SFUnexplained: SFU started the pandemic to finish construction (and to make President Andrew Petter...
By: Dev Petrovic, Staff Writer
Don’t you think it’s a little strange that “construction” and “pandemic” have the same amount of syllables? Coincidence? I think...
My quirky quarantine habit: creating a deadly plague in The Sims
By: Kyla Dowling, Staff Writer
From the 20-somethings who are knitting, baking, and essentially living out the life they’ll be living in 50 years (back...
Your weekly SFU Horoscopes: March 15–21
By: Kyla Dowling, Staff Writer
Aries: Wow. You’re so sexy, Aries. Like really hot. You know what else is sexy? Submitting your assignments on time...
Four things I’m spending my student bursary on
By: Alex Masse, Staff Writer
Well, we got our bursaries, I guess. And if you’re anything like most of the student populace, your tuition was...
A surprise revisit from 2006
By: Charlotte Gravert, Peak Associate
I’ve been feeling funny lately. Could it be the annual spring fever? It’s already March and the midterm season is...
A sourdough horror show
By: Emma Jean, Staff Writer
I just couldn’t eat Cadbury Mini Eggs for dinner again.
I was looking for some kind of microwaveable food that I...
POV: You’re a pen left in Images Theatre since March 2020
By: Kyla Dowling, Staff Writer
DAY 1 - March 17, 2020
It’s nearly 8:30 a.m., which means it’s time for class. I’ve been laying on the...
Your weekly SFU Horoscopes: March 8–14
By: Alex Masse, Staff Writer
ARIES: You know how they say “March enters like a lion and leaves like a lamb?” No? Good. Forget it....
SFU Mad Lib for when the university disappoints you again
By: Marco Ovies and Paige Riding
Dear SFU,
I am writing to about .
I am a in my and I am very ...
