Students heartbroken to realize it’ll be illegal to have terrible Fall Kickoff party this...
Written by Paige Riding
This week, students took a moment away from studying to process a big epiphany: thanks to the COVID-motivated ban on large...
Your weekly SFU horoscopes: August 3 – 9
Written by Paige Riding, News Writer
Aries: Is your love language “Acts of Service?” Or are you the only Aries on the face of the...
A Day in my Life: Remote Co-op Student
Written by Kitty Cheung, Peak Associate
8:16 AM
Wake up to sound of CNN news blasts on coronavirus — thank you, family
Resent choice to move...
MISSING DOG: Last seen in the labyrinth of SFU’s website
Written by Michelle Young, Staff Writer
VANCOUVER, BC — A dog has been reported missing as of July 12. Spot, age two, was last seen...
Your weekly SFU horoscopes: July 27–August 2
Written by Paige Riding, News Writer
Aries: In life, we have choices. Chrome or Firefox. Tea or coffee. Ketchup or mustard. In your case, if...
Student boosts house party’s cred by changing COVID-19’s Facebook status to “going”
Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor
PORT MOODY, BC — In hopes of drawing an upper-class crowd to her illicit house party, a student at...
Introducing the ALL-NEW Musk-Ox Man 28-in-1 for Men
Written by Paige Riding, News Writer
Gentlemen . . . are you intimidated by having four products lining the side of your shower? Do your...
14 creative sitting postures for online lectures
Written by Hannah Davis, Peak Associate
The best thing about online classes is that you can sit any way you want to. Every student hates...
Group partners file for divorce, dispute custody of project
Written by Devana Petrovic, Staff Writer
Two Beedie students have recently filed for a “group project divorce” after an assignment conflict erupted on their shared...
Your weekly SFU horoscopes: July 20–26
Written by Paige Riding, News Writer
Aries: As the first sign of the Zodiac, you really prove that the old saying “first the worst, second...
