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Thursday, June 21, 2018

Summer Co-op: Maze Builders needed

By: Jonathan Pabico Do you like mazes? Do you enjoy students losing their minds walking in our maze of a school? If you’ve said yes...

SFU: “Worth the time”

By: Tiffany Chang Welcome! For those of you who are new to SFU or just stopping by for a visit, you’re probably wondering where to...

Shitty Business Pitch: The Gargoyle Guys living gargoyles

By: Hannah Davis Shitty Business Pitch: Living Gargoyles We can all agree that gargoyles are timeless; there is absolutely no other way to describe them. Their...

Wisdom for first-years

By: Nathaniel Tok Gather round, my children. My sons and daughters, you have all seen nine moons into your final year of school, and you...

Tips for a sexual experience like none other

By: Winona Young The Peak has compiled this list, giving you these seductive sex tips that will take you from nun to slut in no...

How SFU ruined my summer

By: Jennifer Low The absolute destruction of my summer vacation began in one of the most unexpected ways imaginable: the sun came out. There is...

Bus drivers: the most feared creatures in the animal kingdom

By: Tiffany Chang In the campus biome, within the confines of the all-too-familiar giant blue vehicles, lurk the deadly bus drivers perched atop their operating...

Shit Grades R Us

By: Aaron Richardson Hate the effort of getting out of bed to go to your exam? Can’t be bothered to write your essay? If you’re suffering...

Foods that you’ll find at a hipster health eatery

By: Eva Zhu Vancouver is Canada’s shitty version of Los Angeles, just without the job opportunities, concerts, or sunlight. You might ask, "How is this...

SFU, Disengaging the World

By: Alannah Wallace In recent years, SFU has boasted about its commitment to “engage the world.” The school claims that SFU students “aren’t ‘end-users’ to...