SFU heroically lowers their own bar even further with P/CR/NR grading for electives
By: Nancy La, SFU Student
After almost a full year of online classes, SFU finally wakes up from its slumber and decides that yes, students...
Four things that would’ve protected the Capitol better than their security
By: Alex Masse, Staff Writer
Okay, so, the whole Capitol coup happened, right? And the officers supposedly protecting the place kind of . . ....
SFU-inspired cocktails to drown your university-related sorrows
By: Kyla Dowling, Staff Writer
CW: Mentions of blood, mental health
The Midterm Season
An iced-coffee inspired cocktail that is basically a $9 Starbucks drink with pizazz...
Your weekly SFU Horoscopes: February 1–7
By: Paige Riding, Humour Editor
ARIES: BARK! BARK! BARK! WOOF WOOF! BARK!
TAURUS: Try split-dyeing your hair, Taurus. All the cool kids are doing it. You’ve...
Top Ten reasons I’ve been unable to catch some shuteye
By: Clarence Ndabahwerize, SFU Student
The collapse of liberal western democracy
Imagine waking up to find the Scottish unicorn on your passport in your room...
How quarantine has completely destroyed my socialization skills
By: Madeleine Chan, Kyla Dowling, and Nathan Tok
I can’t leave people on read IRL? (Madeleine)
I think I realized that human interaction isn’t for me...
Your weekly SFU Horoscopes: January 25–31
By: Alex Masse, Staff Writer
ARIES: Have you invested in “screaming into the void” lately? I think it’d be really therapeutic for you. If no...
Pets unionize, annoyed with owners using them as compensation for a lack of online...
By: Juztin Bello, SFU Alumnus
Vancouver, BC — Following an influx of complaints from household pets regarding inaccurate quoting for captions on Instagram, zero compensation...
SFU economics alumnus solves Canadian global debt crisis by suggesting we “print more money”
By: Paige Riding, Humour Editor
VANCOUVER, BC — A recent graduate from the SFU department of economics, Matthew Lashuk, has gone where no other economist...
The haunting of all the books I have bought but never read: a memoir
By: Kyla Dowling, Staff Writer
I can feel them watching me.
The clown on the cover of It by Stephen King, the main character of Leo...
