Your weekly SFU horoscopes: June 15–21
Written by Paige Riding, News Writer
Aries: This week may be stressful for you, Aries. Try meditating now so that later you can really enunciate...
I’ve become my tarot deck’s puppet
Written by Molly Lorette, SFU Student
Ever since I bought my first tarot deck, my fate has been sealed.
“One card wouldn’t hurt,” I told myself....
“You will not BELIEVE what my 5-year old succulent did today!”: a plant mommy...
By: Hannah Davis, Peak Associate
Hey fellow Succies! I hope you like that name I’ve coined for all you fellow plant mommies!
Wow! Today has been...
CONFESSIONAL: I just can’t stop ending Zoom calls!
By: Madeleine Chan, Staff Writer
It started a few months ago, when everything ended. Face-to-face interaction, that is. I thought it was finally over, that...
Your weekly SFU horoscopes: June 8–14
By: Paige Riding, News Writer
Aries: What is with your urge to fight everyone around you? Sure, you’re the shark in an ocean of guppies...
Man texts “I miss you” to favourite public washroom, promises to hang out soon
Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor
PORT MOODY, BC — On Saturday, Walter Tangke, a sociology major at SFU, decided to take a moment to...
QUIZ: Do you have a Snap Streak or do you respect yourself?
Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor
How old are you?
a) Baby
b) Bewildered
How susceptible are you to peer pressure?
a) Shine bright like a...
“Don’t set yourself on fire to keep others warm,” man coos at decorative candles
Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor
“People are always criticizing me for buying things I don’t need,” says Sean. “But it’s not about whether I...
Your weekly SFU horoscopes: June 1–7
Written by Paige Riding, News Writer
Aries: You’ve always been annoyed by unoriginal people. You’re just so sick of Instagram users screenshotting tweets and reposting...
“I miss my sisters,” says treasurer who can’t defraud her sorority anymore
By: Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor
BURNABY, BC — Gracie O’Brien, a fourth year economics student at SFU, reported in several of her group chats this...
