Summer Co-op: Maze Builders needed
By: Jonathan Pabico
Do you like mazes? Do you enjoy students losing their minds walking in our maze of a school? If you’ve said yes...
SFU: “Worth the time”
By: Tiffany Chang
Welcome! For those of you who are new to SFU or just stopping by for a visit, you’re probably wondering where to...
Shitty Business Pitch: The Gargoyle Guys living gargoyles
By: Hannah Davis
Shitty Business Pitch: Living Gargoyles
We can all agree that gargoyles are timeless; there is absolutely no other way to describe them. Their...
Wisdom for first-years
By: Nathaniel Tok
Gather round, my children. My sons and daughters, you have all seen nine moons into your final year of school, and you...
Tips for a sexual experience like none other
By: Winona Young
The Peak has compiled this list, giving you these seductive sex tips that will take you from nun to slut in no...
How SFU ruined my summer
By: Jennifer Low
The absolute destruction of my summer vacation began in one of the most unexpected ways imaginable: the sun came out.
There is...
Bus drivers: the most feared creatures in the animal kingdom
By: Tiffany Chang
In the campus biome, within the confines of the all-too-familiar giant blue vehicles, lurk the deadly bus drivers perched atop their operating...
Shit Grades R Us
By: Aaron Richardson
Hate the effort of getting out of bed to go to your exam?
Can’t be bothered to write your essay?
If you’re suffering...
Foods that you’ll find at a hipster health eatery
By: Eva Zhu
Vancouver is Canada’s shitty version of Los Angeles, just without the job opportunities, concerts, or sunlight. You might ask, "How is this...
SFU, Disengaging the World
By: Alannah Wallace
In recent years, SFU has boasted about its commitment to “engage the world.” The school claims that SFU students “aren’t ‘end-users’ to...
