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Friday, February 23, 2018

Wedding ring alternatives

By: Gene Cole If there’s anything important to a university student in the first few weeks of the semester, it’s definitely marriage. Perhaps your mother...

Cool stuff you can buy from the new TransLink store

While you were waiting in the snow for a bus that would never come, TransLink was devoted to coming up with a way to...

Gods of Burnaby Mountain to pray to during exams

By: Gabrielle McLaren   Desperate times call for desperate measures, but ‘desperate’ doesn’t even begin to describe the hellish downward spiral that happens once you haul yourself...

First-year student FINALLY finds tutorial room in the AQ

By: Gabrielle McLaren First-year student Malcolm Mackenzie has finally found the classroom for his Introduction to Sociology tutorial after spending the entire fall semester wandering...

Student puts up lost posters of himself, offers reward to anyone able to help...

By: Brenda Luies With the grey clouds casting a grey shadow over our grey school, it’s a shock that anyone even gets out of bed...

A 25th-century analysis of 21st-century movies

By: Ahmed Ali Hello class of 2465, and welcome to Anthropology 233. As you all already know, most of the records of 21st-century culture and...

New and improved appreciation days!

By: Kathy Mak We used to only celebrate all the standard holidays – Halloween, Christmas, Valentine’s, etc. But now, we get national appreciation days for...

Dementors come to SFU only to find that all the souls are already gone

By: Meghan Light SFU received an unexpected visit this week when Dementors infiltrated campus. Unfortunately, the Dementors were disappointed because they could not find what...

Formal email translation

By: Nathaniel Tok   Original: Dear Professor, I am writing to inform you about a potential problem that I am having with the students you assigned to be...

Promises I’ve broken with my younger self

By: Kathy Mak Remember when you were a little monster running around the playground? Remember making a pinky promise with your close friends and, occasionally,...