A leaked conversation with SFU’s new chatbot — Cloud

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By: Marie Jen Galilo, Cloud Bot Server Student: Greetings, Cloud. I need your help with an urgent matter.  Cloud: Student: I have no time for your...
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My hidden disabilities were visible for a day

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By: Matthew Cullings, SFU Student   Tuesday night, I had the worst nightmare ever. My dream consisted of a cacophony of people screaming, “But you don’t...
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CONFESSIONAL: I lied to everyone I know about having went on vacation

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By: Pretty Little Vacationer I still remember the moment when the trouble began. I just wanted to take it easy this summer and relax at...
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Three strange movies I watched on my transatlantic flight

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By: Mason Mattu, Humour Editor Recently, aboard a flight from Istanbul to Vancouver, I had the utter pleasure of perusing through a very extensive in-flight...
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I just want some flowers, please

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By: Mason Mattu, Humour Editor  When I was in grade school, I used to do a lot of musical theatre. You may think, lots of...
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How to trick your father into getting a physical

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By: Dr. Tomos Land, Trainee Father-o-trician When growing up, it’s pretty common to think of your dad as the strongest man in the universe. If...
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A student athlete with god-given diving capabilities

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By: STUDENT ATHLETE INCOMING Day 1 Dear Diary, I’ve always wanted to try a sport where I could get over my fear of heights and gain some...
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I want to kick the Science World soccer ball

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By: Mason Mattu, Humour Editor “The next station is: Main Street-Science World. Doors will open on the right,” the SkyTrain’s voice-from-above announced as I...
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I don’t wanna be a benchwarmer!

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By: Mason Mattu, Humour Editor and resident nepo baby I sit on a very warm bench, That feeling is amplified,  By the pain of my team...
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In defense of the misunderstood, overly-hated, and elegantly useful comma

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By: Maya Barillas Mohan, Staff Writer Dear TA, I am writing to you in response to my recent feedback, though I am also speaking in defense...
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