Vancouver passes motion to clone Gastown Steam Clock for the FIFA World Cup

By: Tomos Land, Amateur Horologist With the FIFA World Cup fast approaching, the City of Vancouver is scrambling to come up with the cash...

I vow to always cherish our sponsorship deals

By: Zainab Salam, Groom-in-Loading Dearly beloved, we’re gathered here today to join this couple in holy matrimony. Marriage is a beautiful union between these lovers,...

Horoscope June 1–6

By: Zainab Salam, Editor-in-Chief Cupid is on leave for quite some time (he’s reportedly on his honeymoon with Psyche — one that doesn’t seem to...

Stephen Harper: a man looking for love

By: Anonymous Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry’s glamorous Coachella fling has captured headlines across the world. It’s also got us at The Peak thinking about...

Exclusive interview with David Eby

By: Kyle Monroe, Legislative Correspondent Last month, Premier David Eby stirred up controversy after threatening to suspend parts of the Declaration on the Rights...

Joy Johnson reacts to communist positivity on campus

By: Aiden Krysciak, PR coordinator for president Joy Johnson  The following is a letter from the desk of SFU president Joy Johnson, delivered to...

I went on a Scientology speedrun . . . this is what happened

By: Micah True, The Masked Writer Every great voyage is in some ways destined to fail. Did the ill-fated explorer Ernest Shackleton ever expect to...

I attended a cultural book club filled with white women so you don’t have to

By: M. Escritora With some free-time on my hands, I decided to join an “empathy-forward” book club hosted at my local Bed Bath and...

In the headlines: Bowen Island campus, data centres, and so much more!

By: Tomos Land, Staff Writer The BC New Democratic Party and BC Conservatives to write joint-manifesto for 2028 election as part of cost-cutting measures KPMG awarded...

What kind of raccoon shitter are you?

By: Poopabella Fudgerton, Quiz Master We already know that raccoons rule our campus — they roam the halls, guard the parking lots, and wait...