Modern pranks to scare with this Halloween

There’s no doubt about it: October is the scariest time of year around SFU. With the fog rolling in and Halloween drawing near, the...

Progressive grade-schooler announces fair trade offerings for Fruit Roll-Up

In a historic decision that has been generating buzz all around the playground, second-grade student Billy Stanford has made a pledge to honour only...

Nursery rhymes for nihilists

The itsy bitsy spider Went up the waterspout. Down came the rain and Washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. And the...

This week in comics

Peers (by Leslie Lu) Pun 2 3 (by Sarah Walker)

Prominent Occupy Central supporter revealed to be pro-annexation British colonel

Members of the Occupy Central movement were surprised this week to learn that one of their most vocal supporters, ex-Special Air Service commander Percival...

Cat fed up with human constantly puking and shiting on her good toilet

After months of rampant speculation and backroom meetings, area cat Whiskers has confirmed that she is sick of her human treating her toilet as...

Top nine thoughts you had while participating in the Great British Columbia Shakeout

On October 16, residents across the province participated in the Great BC Shakeout, taking time to practice the three main steps for what to...

Who invented it?: Alcohol, music festivals, and greeting card companies

With so many Wikipedia articles floating around today, it’s hard to distinguish fact from the fantasmical. But The Peak’s got you covered with our...

This week in comics

Hunger Pangs (by Phoebe Joy Lim) The Adventures of Agoraphobia Man: World Defender (by Jacey Gibb) Peers (by Leslie Lu)

Family takes break from arguing around the table long enough to eat a dead bird and accompanying dishes

Citing little more than a close geographic proximity and having several genes in common, the Thurstons and their extended family came together on October...