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Comedic Poetry: Things more fun than final exams

Written by: Youeal Abera

Racing down a hill
On a bike with no brakes —
Hitting a beehive
With my bare, entire face.

Walking on hot coals
And licking them too!
Eating spaghetti
With just a small spoon.

Swallowing worms
And slurping beetle stew.
Fighting Harambe
At the Cincinnati Zoo!

Listening to a hipster
Explain in detail
Why my taste in music
Is utterly stale.

All of these things suck, but please understand:
They are all more fun than Final Exams.

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