The Avocado
- I’ll decide once and for all what I am
- Free sex ed
- List of sex positions inscribed inside me
- Stop making fun of me
Raccoon
- More garbage around campus. We need food, and garbage pickup is too efficient for us to scavenge with current levels
- We demand a separate raccoon residence
- New faculty of raccoon studies.
Chad Douchewinkle
- Dining hall serves all-you-can-drink beer
- Beer gardens on campus
- No open liquor laws on campus
- More keggers
The Dark Lord Sauron
- Increased advocacy
- Clearer communication
- Increased student services
- More student engagement
Spot the dog
- “Woof”
- “Ruff”
- “Bow-wow”
- “Bark”
