The Class Zombie You know that guy? Yes, that guy, because let’s be honest here; it’s only guys who do it. The guy who sits in front of you for the whole lecture — headphones in, glassy eyes half open— playing LOL (League of Legends). Yes, many of us make use of the pacifier that is video games from time to time, but really? Do you need to inflict such dire dramatic irony on yourself in class? Melting your brain when you should be developing it. I mean don’t get me wrong, I love video games more than half as…
Continue readingGlass jars The first time I saw someone drinking out of a jar, it was my grandmother, who was visiting from Serbia. I laughed at her, because, c’mon, Grandma . . . that’s what mugs are for. I mean the…
Continue readingChildren Having children is a lot like snorting coke — you pay a ridiculous amount of money just to make yourself incredibly annoying to everyone around you. Other people’s babies can be cute, when they haven’t learned to talk, or…
Continue readingHandshakes By Gary Lim I absolutely despise handshakes. I mean it’s 2012 people, why do we still insist on greeting one another by awkwardly flailing our upper appendages at one another? Apparently it’s a gentlemanly show of respect, but let…
Continue readingStuff We Hate: Parking When I first enrolled at SFU was excited to get my U-Pass so I wouldn’t have to drive downtown and park. There would be no more circling blocks looking for a spot, no more fumbling for change,…
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