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I don’t wanna be a benchwarmer!

By: Mason Mattu, Humour Editor and resident nepo baby I sit on a very warm bench, That feeling is amplified,  By the pain of my team asking me for water to pass (not a balllll). The basketball coach is actually my dad,  He just stares and looks at me, Says it’s very scary that I’m a Red Leaf. Oh daddddd.  Dad . . . COACH! SORRY . . . you have any plans for me? ‘Cause if not I’m gonna try out for ultimate frisbee,  I wanna throw a basketball and be free.  Don’t ask where I throw the b-ball,…

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