Simrin Purhar
Why we broke up; I am not a Bernese mountain dog.
Peak Web March 26, 2019Written by: Simrin Purhar Dear Eric, If you’re reading this note it’s because I’ve left you. Despite me moving on and dating your brother’s fiancée’s nephew (who plays in a locally renowned indie band with his high-school buddies), I still love you. But please do not mistake that for me being in love with you — because I am not. And because I still love you (but am not in love with you) I thought I’d disclose the honest reasons as to why I broke up with you: You told me to “just relax” when I got pissed that you…
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Thank you notes from the ungrateful
Peak Web March 12, 2019Written by: Simrin Purhar, Peak Associate Dear Student at the Booth in the Hall, Thanks for trying to sell me baked goods in-between classes, in an effort to raise money for [insert generic charity name here]. I had just walked…
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