SFU raccoons

Horoscopes November 4–10

By: Lucaiah Smith-Miodownik, News Writer Aries  March 21–April 19  Stop and smell the flowers, err . . . pet the raccoons. But seriously, just relax. You’re getting too far ahead of yourself these days. You should take a step back and remember what’s truly important: crawling in sewer drains and checking out garbage cans.  Taurus  April 20–May 20 You know that Beatles song “Rocky Raccoon?” Consider it a warning. Whatever you do, stay away from anyone named Dan. He’ll only do bad things for your romantic relationships. If you do encounter Dan, do not challenge him to a duel at…

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