SFU raccoons

a racoon defecating on the floor of a lecture hall. There is a pile of poop behind it.
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What kind of raccoon shitter are you?

Peak Web May 10, 2026

By: Poopabella Fudgerton, Quiz Master We already know that raccoons rule our campus — they roam the halls, guard the parking lots, and wait for the perfect opportunity to give you the jumpscare of your life (all while looking adorable). A raccoon showing up to lecture would be pretty interesting . . . but what if it shat during your lecture? Yes, it does indeed happen behind the scenes. Even better yet, what if we could match your personality to a specific type of raccoon shitter? Take this quiz to find out!  The weekend’s over (cries internally). What are you…

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Illustration of a raccoon with flowing locks, stars and astrological signs strewn through her hair.
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Horoscopes November 4–10

Peak Web November 6, 2024

By: Lucaiah Smith-Miodownik, News Writer Aries  March 21–April 19  Stop and smell the flowers, err . . . pet the raccoons. But seriously, just relax. You’re getting too far ahead of yourself these days. You should take a step back…

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