reslus
Resolving through university
January 9, 2019First-years: I will plan out my whole degree this year and stick to it, so I can finish in four years. I will maintain a CGPA of 3.5 or higher by keeping up with lecture material and studying for exams two weeks in advance. I will stay away from coffee to prevent a caffeine addiction. Instead, I will rely on having a consistent sleeping schedule to ensure my biological clock stays in sync, ensuring I have enough energy for the day. I will maintain a healthy balance in my life by working out three times a week, hanging out with…
Continue reading
The Guinness Book of SFU Records
November 19, 2018It’s about time SFU finally recognized us, its students, for all we do. From the countless hours of late-night Netflix binge-watching studying and essay-writing to the ridiculous amount of time we spend on transit, it’s time we get credit for…
Continue reading
Halloween costumes to get you laid
October 29, 2018What’s the sexiest holiday of the year? That’s right, Easter. But second to that is, you guessed it, Groundhog Day. A close third is, you know it, the spookiest and creepiest time of year, Halloween. So hang onto your witch…
Continue reading
Legal weed to change nothing in Vancouver
October 2, 2018“The Cannabis Act has received Royal Assent.” Nothing better than a statement from the government of Canada to make it all the more official; marijuana is finally about to become legal. With Bill C-45 approaching in about a month, October…
Continue reading
The best dirty talk to set the mood
September 22, 2018Hey you! Yes you! Tired of having super boring sex all the time? Tried all the conventional ways to spice things up, like straps, snacks, and an eclectic assortment of literal spices sprinkled across the bedspread? Read on, friend, and…
Continue reading
The top five courses SFU really should offer
July 18, 2018It’s that hectic time of year again, when you struggle through the seemingly endless lists of courses at SFU trying to pick your poison. You bombard academic advisors with question after question as you slowly spiral into an existential crisis:…
Continue reading
- « Previous
- 1
- 2
- Next »
Simon Fraser University’s independent student newspaper since 1965.
For advertising inquiries: [email protected]
For promotional inquiries: [email protected]
Simon Fraser University’s independent student newspaper since 1965.
For advertising inquiries: [email protected]
For promotional inquiries: [email protected]