Joy Johnson

SFU Burnaby’s Academic Quadrangle and surrounding outside area
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Open community forum discusses SFU’s next president

Peak Web October 26, 2026

On September 29, SFU hosted an open forum for SFU community members to provide feedback in the search for SFU’s next president and vice-chancellor.  The forum was a hybrid event, and was hosted in the Diamond Family Auditorium. Whether they attended in-person or over Zoom, members of the greater SFU community — including students, faculty, and staff — were able to share the characteristics and type of background that were important to them for SFU’s next president and vice-chancellor. The event page asked attendees to “carefully review the leadership qualities ahead of time in preparation for a fulsome discussion,” which…

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Joy Johnson reacts to communist positivity on campus

Peak Web May 24, 2026

The following is a letter from the desk of SFU president Joy Johnson, delivered to The Peak by her majesty’s propaganda ministry — we mean PR team.    Strung out, I was, deep as that very night when the visitation occurred.…

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SFUnexplained: Disappearing service tickets

Peak Web February 16, 2026

You can’t throw a rock at SFU without hitting an abandoned facilities services project. We all know that sign, posted in SFU letterhead, adhered with masking tape: “a service ticket has been submitted.” It mocks you as you pass by,…

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SFU president Joy Johnson in a stunning sequin dress, extending her arm into the air. Falling from her pockets are wads of cash. The crowd is cheering for more!
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The life of an SFU president

Peak Web December 8, 2025

[Verse 1: SFU student] Her name was Joy Johnson,  Spent SFU’s money without precaution, While every elevator on the mountain was stoppin’, That’s OK, she’s was online shoppin’. This is her playhouse, We’re just all dolls in a jailhouse, Johnson’s…

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ILLUSTRATION: A cover of Joy Johnson's fictional memoir, Lead With Joy, Leader is Johnson. The Cover should say "SFU bookstore bestseller."
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Lead with Joy: how Johnson’s memoir is touching millions

Peak Web June 3, 2025

By: A humble grad student, forever changed Have you ever wondered, “what if Brené Brown ran a university like a Fortune 500 company — but make it The Chair?” Then SFU president Joy Johnson’s long-awaited, totally real, best-selling memoir is…

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1) Seven individuals dressed as McFogg, holding an assortment of baguettes and SFU flags. (2) A group of individuals standing behind a ribbon-cutting ceremony for the SFU pool. The pool is located directly in front of the ribbon. (3) SFU student prison guards taunting students locked inside of a dark and gloomy cell (4) SFU president Joy Johnson standing between two poles in the bus. She is holding a microphone.
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This week at SFU

Peak Web May 27, 2025

McFogg-themed LARPing extravaganza Saturday, May 31, 5:00 p.m. A middle place between world and time (the small patch of woods behind the softball field) Cost: Free, as long as you come in costume  LARPing, or live-action role-playing for those not…

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An illustration of the stairs leading up to the AQ at SFU Burnaby.
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Lotería: SFU edition

Peak Web April 4, 2025

SFU’s new pre-convocation event was honestly . . . not bad. There were the usual finger food and photo booth with the typical cardboard cutouts, as well as a couple of SFU-inspired board games, including my childhood favourite, Lotería. The…

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This is an illustration of the original Catan board game cover, with a sun rising behind mountains, except SFU is featured at the end of a path, and instead of “Catan,” it says “The Dismantlers of SFU.” The original terrain tiles (hexagonal shape) are replaced with vibrant illustrations of SFU equivalent settings, as mentioned in the piece.
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Dismantlers of SFU — The Red Leafs’ Catan

Peak Web April 3, 2025

In a stuffy boardroom on SFU’s Burnaby campus, our most esteemed president Joy Johnson listened to interns pitch new ideas about streamlining SFU’s budget. “Make governance easier and more convenient for SFU’s executives by simplifying budget initiatives onto a Catan…

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Dozens of individuals wearing hazmat suits, extracting and packaging maple syrup from large metal tins. They are in a Blusson Hall lecture hall and the maple syrup tins have American flags on them.
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The Peak investigates: Maple Syrup Gate

Peak Web March 20, 2025

As an investigative journalist with The Peak, I have taken it upon myself to investigate the most harrowing and shocking secrets hiding behind the asbestos-filled halls of SFU. Let me warn you, it isn’t pretty. Last week, I set out…

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Illustration of SFU president Joy Johnson wearing a red shirt and pink blazer in front of a grey calendar. Activities listed on the calendar include running a marathon, being SFU president, recording a podcast, filming for television, and creating special effects.
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It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s Joy Johnson!

Peak Web January 30, 2025

In a revelation that left the SFU community astonished and amused, it appears our esteemed president and vice-chancellor, Dr. Joy Johnson, is not just an accomplished academic but also a master of multiple personas. After a thorough investigation (a Google…

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