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A Squishmallow-cuddling partner is a no-go
November 9, 2025Squishmallow stans may be ready to march with their plush armies after reading this article, but the truth is, owning a Squishmallow just might be a sign of the times. From what I’ve been witnessing, some people are buying in bulk! Just the other day, a reader had sent me a letter explaining that her partner of two years had purchased a Squishmallow bundle. Yes, a bundle if you’d believe it. This is where I believe Squishmallow-loving people are actually creating a Squishmallow cult. I wonder if they line their Squishmallows in a circle and light a candle in the…
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The Peak’s fall fashion choices
November 9, 2025Hey divas. It’s Noeka, your favourite fashion girlie at The Peak. I’m here to make sure that you make the most out of the fall, fashion-wise. The rain, the gloom, the other things, they make me so ready to strut…
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Mark Carney wants AI flight attendants for Air Canada
November 8, 2025The Air Canada strike may be over, but the lingering reasons for the strike aren’t resolved — or are they? Recently, 10,000 flight attendants hit the bricks in protest of low wages and unpaid labour, amidst new contract negotiations. The…
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Timeshares for sale on Burnaby Mountain
November 8, 2025Somewhere in the backrooms of Maggie Benson Centre, a group of tourists has been roped into a sales presentation about timeshares at SFU. Their salesperson? Tiffannee. She’s not just hungry for a commission, she’s hungry for love. This is her…
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Monday Mewzick: Underground albums to kick-start the school year
November 8, 2025As the new school year starts, the halls of SFU are hustling and bustling once again with every SFU student’s least favourite thing . . . other SFU students. Don’t you just hate nodding your head slightly to that one…
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Welcome back to SFU (you’ll never leave) bingo
November 8, 2025The rules are simple. Every time you see something on this chart during the first week of classes, mark it off! If you get a blackout, you win! And if you win, you get a free copy of next week’s…
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#NotClueless: Taylor’s engagement? More like my claim to fame
November 8, 2025OK besties, brace yourselves because I have a confession. A major one. Like, this might actually BREAK the internet. It might be bigger than Beyoncé dropping her surprise album and changing the music industry! So big, I’m still reeling from…
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Quiz: Who said it? Andrew Cuomo, Zohran Mamdani, or a DNC insider?
August 13, 2025Congratulations, you’ve survived 13 weeks of classes — pop quiz time! The Peak has gathered only the finest quotes from two well-known individuals and James Carville. You need to figure out who said what before I do! It’s a race. …
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CLASSIFIEDS: Time machines, Benson Boone, and a pyramid scheme
August 7, 2025A list of advertisements for locals selling items/services. Learn to get rich through developing interpersonal skills with S.C.A.M. Have you ever thought to yourself — gee, I wish I had better social skills so I could network myself into a…
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Vancouver to transform Science World into giant soccer ball
August 6, 2025The City of Vancouver has been selected to host several FIFA World Cup games next summer. Exciting, right? In preparation for the ball-tastic event, FIFA created a list of demands the city must implement as it prepares for the influx…
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Simon Fraser University’s independent student newspaper since 1965.
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For promotional inquiries: [email protected]