hot girl summer
Miss Planet Earth is on fire
October 27, 2023By: Hailey Miller, Staff Writer This year, Miss Planet Earth has reached new heights by setting her own personal best for the hottest summer on record. What an achievement! She’s really got a thing for outdoing herself. From sizzling hot sidewalks to fiery forests, she’s a force to be reckoned with, so you’d better watch out. Miss Planet Earth is all the rage right now, and she’s getting more attention than the moon’s highly anticipated astrological updates. What a diva: taking over her friend’s spotlight and burning bright into the night. A rivalry is clearly underway. The tabloids simply can’t…
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The disastrous consequences of Hot Girl Summer
July 16, 2021By: A concerned ecologist Look, I get it. You've had the whole lockdown to work on your "glow up," and now that vaccines are rolling out and restrictions are easing, you're diving headfirst into your "Hot Girl Summer." But now it's…
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Skincare tips for the summer heat
July 4, 2021By: Paige Riding, Copy Editor Tip #1: “Open” your pores with steam You can’t. You can’t open your pores. That’s not how they work. They don’t have muscles or anything, weirdo. You can, however, save yourself the utter agony…
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Online classes are the superior choice for hot student summer
May 30, 2021By: Nancy La, Staff Writer Staring out my window wistfully as the beautiful sunshine streams through the window, I snap out of my daydream as the alluring blue hue of my Zoom call beckons me. Nothing speaks summer like staring…
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