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Poster for the fictional show "Shark Bowl — Canada’s Liberal Leadership Contenders." Mark Carney, Justin Trudeau, Chandra Arya, Chrystia Freeland, and Frank Baylis are sitting in chairs.
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Shark Bowl: Canada’s Liberal leadership contenders

Peak Web January 27, 2025

By: Mason Mattu, Official Liberal party propagandist   Trudeau’s 10-year leadership of the Liberal party is coming to an end. Liberal party officials have announced new party regulations for leadership races in the future. The party has declared a partnership with CBC to manage all of its official leadership races for the rest of its lifetime (estimated at 0.5 years).  Their latest joint venture is a new reality TV show: Shark Bowl — Canada’s Liberal Leadership Contenders. The president of CBC told The Peak that “this TV show is not affiliated, associated, endorsed by, or in any way affiliated with…

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This is an illustration of a person doing a yoga pose standing on one leg with their arms above their head. Their heart and brain are drawn with happy faces.
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The mind and body are friends, so love them both

Peak Web January 17, 2025

By: Yasmin Hassan, Staff Writer Content warning: brief mentions of mental health issues. Psychotherapy and physical therapy work great on their own. But wouldn’t it be better if they were used in conjunction, and that was the norm? Many people…

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Illustration of a hand holding an iPhone. A white skull replaces the Apple logo on the back of the phone.
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Buying the latest iPhone isn’t worth Congolese lives

Peak Web December 2, 2024

By: Zobia Khalid, Peak Associate Content warning: graphic descriptions of slavery, child labour, and amputation. As millions of people rush to buy the newest iPhone every year, we fail to address that at the very core of its existence is…

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Someone is making coffee with their laptop open. Their LinkedIn page is on the screen and a man dressed in business casual is coming out of the screen to spy on the laptop user.
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Paranoia that LinkedIn is watching

Peak Web November 27, 2024

By: Sarah Sorochuk, Peak Associate and C Icart, Humour Editor Do you know the feeling right after you post something online? The doubt and fear that seeps in, and feels like darkness clutching your gut? The thought that something you…

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Six students sitting in a lecture hall. Three are wearing Halloween costumes. One is dressed as Darth Vader, one is dressed as Santa Claus, and the other is dressed as a lion.
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October 31 is approaching and I’m not ready!

Peak Web October 30, 2024

By: Hana Hoffman, Peak Associate Are you still contemplating whether to be cute or scary? A character or an object? Don’t you worry; I’ve got tons of ideas in store for you. Take a look at this list of Halloween…

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Three professors on a runway. There is a sign behind them that reads, “Tenured Prof Fashion Week.”
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How to dress like a professor

Peak Web October 24, 2024

By: Yasmin Hassan, Staff Writer If you’re looking for inspiration for a niche fashion archetype, you don’t have to look to your fave celebs; the professors of SFU are underrated fashion icons. Here’s an essential guide to help you find…

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An illustration of Moo Deng, the pygmy hippo, she is calmly lying on some grass.
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Quiz: Which Moo Deng are you?

Peak Web October 22, 2024

By: Michelle Young, Copy Editor Your Blenz order (warm milk) is wrong. You: Spit it out immediately.  Despite the barista’s apology and offer to remake your drink, you insist on talking to the manager and lecture them about how you…

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A woman wearing a yellow dress and black boots is confidently strutting as money is flying out of her purse. She is pulling a red cart full of shopping bags and a mannequin torso.
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CONFESSIONALS: I take a moment of silence after making a large purchase to make peace with the money I have let slip away

Peak Web October 2, 2024

By: Yulissa Huamani, SFU student Every time I leave the house, I promise myself I will only buy something if it’s absolutely necessary. Something that still surprises me a lot is that taxes are added at the end of a…

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Someone sitting next to a dying succulent. They are reading a self-help book that’s called “How to be a good plant parent”
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I can’t keep my succulents alive for the life of me . . . or them

Peak Web September 26, 2024

By: Hailey Miller, Staff Writer The ultimate adulting is caring for a plant — and I don’t mean a fake fern to fill up space and contribute to the ambiance of your grown-up décor. This isn’t amateur hour . .…

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Illustration of three people handing out takeout boxes at a table that reads free food.
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Give help instead of offering it

Peak Web September 16, 2024

By: Tam Nguyen, Staff Writer Living in a capitalistic society where your value is based solely on how independent or productive you are makes reaching out for help harder than ever. Instead of burning ourselves to the ground and then…

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