Christina Cao
Don’t talk to me and my unread emails
July 12, 2023Surely, I can’t be the only one who checks my emails one by one but never bothers to delete any of them. What about seeing notifications from texts and group chats and letting them mingle in the Unread Graveyard? Just me? I wonder why my inbox is full in every social connection domain possible — from voicemails, to emails, and everything in between — and then I remember I never bothered making space for them in the first place. I mean, who even has time to sift through all those unopened messages and responses, let alone delete any of them?…
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STORYTIME: THE DAY I FOUND OUT ONE OF THE EMPLOYEES AT MACKENZIE CAFE WAS MY MOTHER (part three)
June 27, 2023Hi everyone! Welcome back to my channel! I know there’s been a bit of a delay . . . I was on vacation. Being an influencer is HARD WORK. Like, it’s literally 24/7, and no one in any other career…
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STORYTIME: THE DAY I FOUND OUT ONE OF THE EMPLOYEES AT MACKENZIE CAFE WAS MY MOTHER (part two)
June 15, 2023Hi everyone! Welcome back to my channel! I decided to switch things up today and film this from my car while sipping my $9 Starbucks because my manager said it would make me more relatable. What do y’all think about…
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SFU Residence and Housing presents: The Magic Treehouse
June 6, 2023Attention all SFU students! We are speeding up construction of our newest housing structure, The Magic Treehouse. As a result, we have begun accepting resident applications for this revolutionary housing concept. It combines edgy and contemporary designs for a unique…
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CONFESSIONALS: I still play Candy Crush
May 18, 2023I never thought I’d be in this position. I was merely a child when the game launched in 2012 — the same year the world was allegedly supposed to end. But . . . what if it did? What if…
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60% accurate Netflix trivia
April 9, 2023What was the first Netflix original series? Black Mirror House of Cards Stranger Things Money Heist 2. Which Netflix original show was streamed for 1.65 billion hours in 2021? You (Season 3) Ginny & Georgia (Season 1) Squid Game Lupin …
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Parents at games are too much
March 14, 2023I’ve never seen as many physical altercations as I have at a children’s hockey game. You would think parents would be supportive of their children, perhaps even a bit concerned for their safety when they’re skating on blades. But no,…
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Simon Fraser University’s independent student newspaper since 1965.
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