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Glitter Crash is here to smash stereotypes about disability
July 8, 2024By: C Icart, Humour Editor Editor's note: this event has been cancelled. If you’re looking for a show to celebrate Disability Pride Month, look no further than Glitter Crash, presented by Twisted Tassels Productions. The burlesque and drag showcase will…
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I’m running out of ways to explain you should care about others
July 3, 2024By: C Icart, Humour Editor Content warning: brief mention of genocide and forced labour. I spend a lot of time in the “Am I the asshole” subreddit, and while I never leave any comments, I always think about my own…
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Sitting in the dark because these motion sensor lights are pissing me off
July 2, 2024By: C Icart, Humour Editor This year marks the fourth time SFU ranks number one in so-called Canada for innovation, and if this is what innovation looks like, I don’t want it. God invented light switches for a reason. That…
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Wannabe influencer goes to the retirement home to tell her grandparents she’s replacing them with Marcus Pork and Grandma Droniak
June 27, 2024By: C Icart, Humour Editor It’s a sunny Thursday afternoon, and Stacy is heading to the retirement home to visit her grandparents. She originally planned on going on Tuesday, but it was raining on Tuesday and filming a vlog in…
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Minimum wage worker doing the job of three people is excited for 65 cent wage increase
June 26, 2024By: Hailey Miller, Staff Writer and C Icart, Humour Editor News anchor: Alexa, play “7 rings” because the minimum wage is increasing to a whopping $17.40 in BC. I sat down to interview an excited Minimum Wage Worker (MWW) about…
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Remembering the 2023-24 Vancouver Canucks
June 24, 2024By: Kaja Antic, Staff Writer and C Icart, Humour Editor We are gathered here today in memory of the 2023–24 Vancouver Canucks. What a season it was, starting with an 8–1 victorious roar over the Edmonton Oilers and ending with…
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Peakie is here to answer your queeries
June 19, 2024By: Cam Darting, Peak Associate and C Icart, Humour Editor Dear Peakie, I have given birth to so many children you’d think I was Little John’s wife! No galvanized steel is needed for me, though; I prefer to work on…
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Four words that would be connected if they were different words is not a connection
May 30, 2024By: C Icart, Humour Editor An NYT Connections a day keeps the brain rot at bay. However, it may tear your family apart. It’s true! My barber’s gynecologist’s first cousin three times removed divorced her wife because she found out…
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Gen Z learning Gen Alpha slang to beat “aging like milk” allegations
May 28, 2024By: C Icart, Humour Editor A local Zoomer (they did not want to be referred to as such, but this is my article and I do what I want) accidentally walked into a middle school while they were looking for…
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