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Landlord looking for tenant who swears to never enter the unit under any circumstances
July 10, 2024After years of relying on their tenants to pay their mortgage, local landlord Gil T. Leech has finally reached a point where the money they get from renting out their mouldy basement is pure profit. “Everyone’s always thinking about tenant rights these days, but what about landlord rights?,” they asked in an interview with The Peak. “I should be allowed to have 15 tenants in a one-bedroom apartment. That’s covered under the First or Second Amendment, I’m pretty sure!” Instead of looking up the differences between Canadian and American legislation, Leech likes to spend their time inventing illegal residential tenancy…
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Glitter Crash is here to smash stereotypes about disability
July 8, 2024Editor's note: this event has been cancelled. If you’re looking for a show to celebrate Disability Pride Month, look no further than Glitter Crash, presented by Twisted Tassels Productions. The burlesque and drag showcase will heat up the stage on…
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I’m running out of ways to explain you should care about others
July 3, 2024Content warning: brief mention of genocide and forced labour. I spend a lot of time in the “Am I the asshole” subreddit, and while I never leave any comments, I always think about my own verdict. One thing that comes…
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Sitting in the dark because these motion sensor lights are pissing me off
July 2, 2024This year marks the fourth time SFU ranks number one in so-called Canada for innovation, and if this is what innovation looks like, I don’t want it. God invented light switches for a reason. That reason is so I don’t…
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Wannabe influencer goes to the retirement home to tell her grandparents she’s replacing them with Marcus Pork and Grandma Droniak
June 27, 2024It’s a sunny Thursday afternoon, and Stacy is heading to the retirement home to visit her grandparents. She originally planned on going on Tuesday, but it was raining on Tuesday and filming a vlog in the rain is not a…
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Minimum wage worker doing the job of three people is excited for 65 cent wage increase
June 26, 2024News anchor: Alexa, play “7 rings” because the minimum wage is increasing to a whopping $17.40 in BC. I sat down to interview an excited Minimum Wage Worker (MWW) about how his life will change now that he’ll be rolling…
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Remembering the 2023-24 Vancouver Canucks
June 24, 2024We are gathered here today in memory of the 2023–24 Vancouver Canucks. What a season it was, starting with an 8–1 victorious roar over the Edmonton Oilers and ending with a 3–2 game seven loss against the same team. The…
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Peakie is here to answer your queeries
June 19, 2024Dear Peakie, I have given birth to so many children you’d think I was Little John’s wife! No galvanized steel is needed for me, though; I prefer to work on poles. Anyhow, my children continue to spread lies about me!…
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Four words that would be connected if they were different words is not a connection
May 30, 2024An NYT Connections a day keeps the brain rot at bay. However, it may tear your family apart. It’s true! My barber’s gynecologist’s first cousin three times removed divorced her wife because she found out she was “cheating” by Googling…
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Simon Fraser University’s independent student newspaper since 1965.
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