Brad McLeod

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Peak Humour Quiz

EIC June 24, 2013

Take this short personality quiz and find out whether you’re the kind of person who’s more likely to answer ‘A’, ‘B’ or ‘C’ when taking a multiple choice test.   1. When answering a question I am most likely to . . .  a. Choose the first answer  b. Choose the second answer c. Choose whatever answer is left after not choosing the first two   2. In situations where I have three options that I can choose from I usually . . .  a. Pick the first one and be done with it b. Read the first, consider it,…

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A Travelling Freak Show’s Guide to Puberty

EIC June 17, 2013

By Brad McLeod Illustrations by Alex Ortega Growing up can be a new and exciting time in the life of every boy and girl, but it can also be a strange and sometimes confusing journey.  As you make the leap from childhood…

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Where are they now?

EIC June 17, 2013

Ever wonder what happened to those celebrities who were everywhere back then, but have since fallen off the face of the earth? Well, stop asking yourself stupid questions like an idiot and find out where they are — now!  …

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Word on the Street: Wild Sex

EIC June 17, 2013

Q: Where’s the craziest, wildest, most insane place you’ve ever had sex with a relative?    I’m pretty conservative so I can’t really say that someone who I’m related to and I have ever had sex in any weird location.…

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International Sex Headlines

EIC June 17, 2013

Study finds that men think about sex every seven seconds while having sex  (Sexy Times Monthly)   Man unable to return home from Thailand due to sex trafficking jam   (Red Light Observer)   Local sex shop sold out of…

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Media censorship at an all-time high [low]

EIC June 10, 2013

Shocking information reveals how [little] Canadian media is being doctored by outside forces.   By Brad McLeod VANCOUVER — A new report on the state of Canadian media released last Monday has shown that the amount of censorship on television, radio…

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Convocation Week Weather Forecast

EIC June 10, 2013

Monday, June 10: Sunny Tuesday, June 11: Sunny with like 200 degrees out there Wednesday, June 12: Very sunny, some sort of square hat is recommended Thursday, June 13: Cloudy, but might reach up to 300 degrees by late afternoon…

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What Your Graduation Cap Says About You . . .

EIC June 10, 2013

Classic Square Academic Hat  You graduated from either a university or high school and now have the minimum requirement to get some terrible job.   Classic Square Academic Hat Made Out of Construction Paper You either just graduated from kindergarten…

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Messages to SFU’s Graduating Class of 2013

EIC June 10, 2013

“This is a great achievement and you should be very proud . . . I never graduated from university and it’s the single biggest regret of my entire life.” -Dzhokhar Tsarnaev   “Way to go!” -Chinese Proverb   “I love…

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Convocation expected to once again be targeted by pranksters with bagpipes

EIC June 10, 2013

By Brad McLeod BURNABY — Despite an increase in security measures for this week’s graduation ceremonies, SFU Security is still expecting the events to be infiltrated by notorious pranksters planning to once again ruin the ceremony with loud bagpipe music.…

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