SFU debuts virtual reality for snow days

By: Lucaiah Smith-Miodownik, News Writer At SFU, a movement years in the making, built on generations of student advocacy, has finally paid off. Well ....

Robot bust-up in west mall

By: Jonah Lazar, Staff Writer People passing through the west mall complex were left stunned as two robots began trading blows, wreaking havoc, and endangering...

Welcome to the future!

By: C Icart and Michelle Young, Co-Editors-in-Chief If you’re reading this and it’s not 2076, that means our plan to use time travel to send...

Data centres at SFU spark concerns of possible Burnaby Tank Farm explosion

By: Noeka Nimmervoll, Staff Writer Data centres at SFU were established in 2074 and have since powered the AI chatbots that help run the university....

All consenting SFU community members have uploaded their minds to the cloud

By: Niveja Assalaarachchi, News Writer At the culmination of a long-drawn-out process, the final consenting member of SFU’s community has uploaded their mind to the...

Which path will your future take?

By: Maya Barillas Mohan, Staff Writer LET ME PREDICT YOUR FUTURE.  As an oracle of racoon present, tell me some things about you and I will...

OUT WITH THE OLD, IN WITH THE FUEL

By: Maya Barillas Mohan, Staff Writer The ALL NEW dining hall has revamped itself with groundbreaking, precise feasting. I was told that no student is...

SFSS passes referendum on rebranding SFU into a tropical island

By: Heidi Kwok, Staff Hivemind Robot Writer #354 In the summer of 2075, SFU students voted on a referendum proposed by the SFSS asking for...

A look at growing concerns around robot cleaners on campus

By: Lucaiah Smith-Miodownik, News Writer What was once an anomaly has now become a familiar sight across campus: robot cleaning machines. At SFU, students have...