The sweet potato in cupboard is my inspiration

By: C Icart, Humour Editor They say you shouldn’t meet your heroes, but some of us didn’t have a choice. Some of us met our...

Message from the president: The role of universities in times of genocide

By: Freida Watermelon, SFU Student September 23, 2024  As president of SFU, I am often asked by students, faculty and staff to take a stance...

If the CRA really wanted my money, they’d pick up when I call

By: C Icart, Humour Editor It’s not tax season, but I would like to talk about taxes anyway. After all, this is my section; I...

Welcome to SFU!

By: Tam Nguyen, Staff Writer Congratulations, your nightmarish high school experience ends with you getting into SFU! Let’s be honest, this is the best-case scenario...

Imperfect fits: Pride edition

By: C Icart, Humour Editor Vancouver is hosting Pride this week, and even though “we are all born naked,” that is not the appropriate outfit...

Shit people say to my disabled ass

By: Hailey Miller, Staff Writer As someone who was born disabled, nothing makes me cackle more than the ridiculous remarks of arrogance that grace my...

Saturday Fight Night: The vengeful Ah Choo vs. the undefeated Seasonal Allergies

By: Izzy Cheung, Arts & Culture Editor Snee: Welcome back to another installment of Saturday Fight Night! My name is Snee, and tonight, I’ll be...

Landlord looking for tenant who swears to never enter the unit under any circumstances

By: C Icart, Humour Editor After years of relying on their tenants to pay their mortgage, local landlord Gil T. Leech has finally reached a...

Sitting in the dark because these motion sensor lights are pissing me off

By: C Icart, Humour Editor This year marks the fourth time SFU ranks number one in so-called Canada for innovation, and if this is what...

Minimum wage worker doing the job of three people is excited for 65 cent wage increase

By: Hailey Miller, Staff Writer and C Icart, Humour Editor News anchor: Alexa, play “7 rings” because the minimum wage is increasing to a whopping...