SFSS launches fall bar crawl to promote campus life

By: Maya Barillas Mohan, Staff Writer “Your freshman orientation week might be the most exciting one of your whole degree,” a SFSS representative declared to...

How to not be an NPC during your first week on campus

By: Nejdana Houshyar, Staff Writer Have you ever played a video game and come across background characters who have no real purpose? These characters are...

Top four email sign-offs

By: Sarah Sorochuk, Peak Associate We are constantly writing emails as university students. Emails about grades. Emails about assignments. Emails answering questions that could...

Flirting with cute rock climbing girl

By: A hopeless romantic Day 1: I picked up climbing because I want to make more queer friends. Starting as a total newbie at the activity...

The breakdown of the modern gaydar

By: Dina Bounine, SFU Student Imagine, you’re on the bus and you see a guy (ew). He’s got a good mullet (as in one you...

All gays are hockey players

By: Linda Hazzbumple, Vancouver woman  How did I, a straight middle-aged white woman, end up at a gay club during arguably the busiest season of...

1800s Pitt Meadows couple fights over butter churner!

By: Quinn Mulcahy, SFU Student and Mason Mattu, Humour Editor I never knew that the SFU archives was actually a giant room with everything about...

SFU’s frat EXPOSED

By: Maya Barillas Mohan, Staff Writer, Staff Writer To think that every decision I made in my life somehow resulted in going to a...

A leaked conversation with SFU’s new chatbot — Cloud

By: Marie Jen Galilo, Cloud Bot Server Student: Greetings, Cloud. I need your help with an urgent matter.  Cloud: Student: I have no time for your...

My hidden disabilities were visible for a day

By: Matthew Cullings, SFU Student   Tuesday night, I had the worst nightmare ever. My dream consisted of a cacophony of people screaming, “But you don’t...