I just want some flowers, please

By: Mason Mattu, Humour Editor  When I was in grade school, I used to do a lot of musical theatre. You may think, lots of...

How to trick your father into getting a physical

By: Dr. Tomos Land, Trainee Father-o-trician When growing up, it’s pretty common to think of your dad as the strongest man in the universe. If...

A student athlete with god-given diving capabilities

By: STUDENT ATHLETE INCOMING Day 1 Dear Diary, I’ve always wanted to try a sport where I could get over my fear of heights and gain some...

I want to kick the Science World soccer ball

By: Mason Mattu, Humour Editor “The next station is: Main Street-Science World. Doors will open on the right,” the SkyTrain’s voice-from-above announced as I...

In defense of the misunderstood, overly-hated, and elegantly useful comma

By: Maya Barillas Mohan, Staff Writer Dear TA, I am writing to you in response to my recent feedback, though I am also speaking in defense...

Summer 2026 course electives

By: Heidi Kwok, Staff Writer Looking for an easy-breezy course for this upcoming summer semester? Tired of traditional midterms and research papers? Or maybe you’re...

The shit files: The SFU Shitter begins his carnage

By: The SFU Shitter My friends, the time is now for poop liberation. My good friend, the SFU Pisser, started this movement. Now, it’s time...

Cunk on Mountain: SFU professor reveals what politics really are

By: Niveja Assalaarachchi, News Writer They say that politics is real, veryrealpolitiks, I think, is what the experts call it. But does it really feel...

The rivalry between The Ubyssey and The Peak

By: Mason Mattu, Humour Editor A few weeks ago, The Peak’s staff attended NASH, Canada’s National Student Journalism Conference. While my colleagues went into...

Beware of evil chipmunk pop stars when raising your child

By: Maya Barillas Mohan, Staff Writer When raising a child, you must follow three golden abstinences. A satisfying life is often defined through experiences gained...