I sniffed you

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Looking for the“good boy” You were tied up outside of a Whole Foods Market wearing a red collar. You were waiting for your human, being...
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Horoscopes for dumb shits (Jan 30th—Feb 5th)

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ARIES This is the week to give into bad impulses, Aries. You should message your ex. You should eat all the delicious lactose-filled desserts even...
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SFU officially becomes an engaged university

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Pop the champagne bottles and prepare for festivities! On January 1, SFU President Andrew Petter got down on one knee and asked Simon Fraser...
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Famous philosophers and their fetishes

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Thales: Watersports First in the western canon, first in the sack. Thales thought water was the only element. Show him how right he is.   Friedrich...
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How to gracefully deal with your mortality

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You are going to die. Yin and yang. Life and death.  You can’t have one without the other.  So, instead of bitching about it, here...
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Werld News Headlines

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South Korean president, Park Geun-hye, impeached North Koreans: Wait, you can do that?!   Donald Trump’s advisors want Ivanka for government position in White House, while...
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What your textbook says about you

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Classes are in session, and students across all SFU campuses have been dishing out the big dollars to get their hands on textbooks that...
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How to take a good nude

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If you are a heterosexual male who says “No homo, bro,” after bestowing your friend with some love, I prohibit you from reading further;...
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Horoscopes for dumb shits

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ARIES: You’ve been a bit off the handle recently, Aries. Do you remember that alarmingly dramatic incident where you nearly lost your pinky toe? Of...
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Baby on plane actually crying about her carbon footprint

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Ever been on a plane and had a baby cry nonstop the entire flight? Well, those cries may have the intention of bringing you...
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