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Large upside-down iced caramel macchiato with white mocha syrup instead of vanilla and the cup lined with caramel drizzle
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Precious Aries, you deserve a companion who knows how to soothe your rage, which we have determined will be directed toward...
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Dear students,
I write about a most precarious incident at your school. There are only two crimes that happen at this institution...
