Female Body Inspector forced to go undercover at family dinner, put on a sweater

Despite routinely displaying his role as a trained and trusted FBI: Female Body Inspector, a 13-year old operative is reportedly working undercover at tonight’s...

Research confirms Adam Sandler movies too lowbrow for Great Apes

What was once mere speculation and popular opinion has now been confirmed: a study released last week by the Entirely Real Institute of Humour...

This week in comics

"BoBo" the French Bulldog (Rachelle Sean) Peers (Leslie Lu) 8-10 Servings (Jacey Gibb) Donkey Parking Lot (Alison Roach & Leah Bjornson)

Cops: The Musical hits sour note in Ferguson

Fifteen people have been hospitalized with varying injuries after the debut performance of Cops: The Musical in Ferguson, Missouri resulted in violent rioting. Eyewitnesses...

Burning down the house

A fire department in the Lower Mainland has recently come under fire for reportedly hiring only attractive, strapping young individuals instead of older, more...

The five stages of grief (of having gone to the bathroom without your phone)

1) Denial and Isolation: Hmmm, your phone’s usually in the left pocket. Maybe it’s in the right one? Nope, not there either. You might’ve accidentally...

Writer gets article published in The Peak

Max Hill, a communications student currently studying at Simon Fraser University, recently had this very article published in the humour section of The Peak,...

Burger King seizes Tim Hortons through Red Wedding-style acquisition

On August 26, in a move that no one could have possibly predicted — except maybe economists who have already read the books —...

Nuclear missile codes leaked in botched nude celebrity photo hack attempt

Inspired by last week’s infamous leaked photos of dozens of Hollywood’s top actresses, a new hack attempt of Google Drive almost caused further damage;...

Male teen confused by girl who actually came over to just watch a movie

A Coquitlam teen has been left frustrated and confused after his crush agreed to watch a movie at his place, then proceeded to not...