Help wanted: seeking redshirt for intergalactic space exploration

Have you ever looked up at the stars and thought, “I wish I could be a part of an intergalactic space exploration, and hopefully...

Build SFU members revealed to be reptilian aliens, vow revenge on decision to reject debenture

On January 21, the students of Simon Fraser University decided to reject giving a debenture to Build SFU for the construction of a Student...

Je suis Charlie

A press release from my passive aggressive roommate

ROOMMATE LIFTS A FINGER AROUND THE HOUSE, DOES NOT DIE FROM EXHAUSTION Rumours That Roommate Is Physically Incapable Of Taking Out The Garbage Called Into...

What your Andy Warhol poster says about you

Did you notice the Imaginus poster sale on Burnaby campus a few weeks ago? Yeah, you did.  Did you impulsively buy a $12 Game...

This week in comics

The Adventures of Agoraphobia Man: World Defender (Jacey Gibb) Doin' you (Serena Chan) Peers (Leslie Lu) Ichabod, the worm that wanted to swim (Rachelle Tjahyana)

North Korea strikes again in latest celebrity hacking scandal

Hollywood actors James Franco and Seth Rogen are the latest victims in a series of online security scandals. The same North Korean hackers who...

If famous romantic movie quotes were rewritten to be about pizza

“You had me at stuffed crust.” “Here’s looking at you, Pizza Garden.” “Don’t forget: I’m just a girl, standing in front of a ham and pineapple...