Petter Watch: June 18th

Six empty bottles of Purell hand sanitizer found in Petter's office following convocation.

Join the Club: The Sarah Whitaker Club

New to SFU? Missed clubs day? Finding it hard to make friends? Running out of pills to combat the crippling loneliness? Well I’ll bet...

Word on the Street: How’s the weather?

“Seriously? That’s the best you can come up with? Next.” Rebecca Winters — Speed Dater   “Wait, is this really — I mean actually? Oh god, *joyful sobbing...

Petter Watch: June 11th

Petter only has one more try at PIN before Booster Juice rejects his card.

Horoscopes: June 11th

Aries (March 21 – April 20) The stars have no idea where those 10 bucks went? What you do mean you don’t believe them? Are...

Jubilee Hi-jinks: An infographic

Last week, Queen Elizabeth II celebrated her diamond jubilee, commemorating her 60-year-long rule over England, as well as the 45th anniversary of Prince Charles...

Campus Shorts: June 11th

Breakthrough in time travel SFU professor Henrik Lieberman, an associate professor in the faculty of theoretical physics, made his way into the history books quite...