Standard Party First Aid & CPR: How to assess and resuscitate a lame party

Congratulations on enrolling in your first Standard Party First Aid & CPR course. The skills you learn here will ideally never have to be...

I think someone hid raptor eggs for the kids instead of the store-bought eggs I watercoloured

Good work, team! That’s an official wrap on another Burnaby Heights Neighbourhood Easter Egg Scavenger Hunt. This event wouldn’t have been nearly as successful...

Obscure facts you might not have known about the Cadbury Creme Egg

The approaching Easter holiday can only mean one thing: a return of everyone’s favourite chocolate-shelled candy. Celebrate the seasonal emergence of the Cadbury Creme...

Sensationalized headlines could lead to mass global extinction, warns expert

Overdramatic newspaper headlines and misleading presentation of information to the public could lead to the eradication of multiple species on Earth, according to a...

Student newspaper under fire for running an informed opinions article

SFU’s student paper is facing criticism for publishing an opinions-related election article in the newspaper’s opinions section. The article, which appeared in the March 23...

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Quiz: Are you a candidate in the SFSS elections or are you running a scam?

Are you a forward-thinking SFU student ready to bring change and sustainability to your university? Or are you a fast-talking scam artist looking to...

Which prolific director should make a live-action version of your favourite Disney movie

Earlier this month, Disney announced that Tim Burton had been tasked with bringing a live-action version of Dumbo to the silver screen. Perhaps even...

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The Adventures of Agoraphobia Man: World Defender (Jacey Gibb) Seagull Square (by Jill Mandrake) Signs of Spring (by Serena Chan)