The Spider Curse is a fate worse than death!

Springtime is once again nearly upon us. While some may be excited for the blossoming flowers and warming weather, a great threat lurks among...

Boxer Briefs

Time traveller from the future tells men’s basketball team to “hang in there” – With rumors spreading that this may be the final season...

Four ways to make up for screwing up Valentine’s Day

1. Admit that a gift card was a bad idea. 2. Return the Star Wars: Episode VII Lego play set, which was clearly for yourself.  3. Stick...

SFU Replies!

Hello SFU students! This week, we received a flood of letters addressed to SFU Replies, asking questions about — you guessed it — the first...

The Valentine’s Day cards that the SFU bookstore refused to stock

Illustration by Serena Chan Illustration by Janis McMath Illustration by Zachary Chan Illustration by Christina Kruger-Woodrow "You've Stalin my heart!" Illustration by Tia Young "I'd let you see my browser...

Comics!

Creator's Pet (Destiny Hsu) Pun, 2, 3 (Sarah Walker) Mystic Man (Reuben Newton)

Dear Dr. Breakup

Dear Dr. Breakup, William has just been dumped by his valentine, Lady Francesca. William will not stand for these indiscretions. William has made a blood...

Boxer Briefs

SFU Introverts Club announces brand new app – In an attempt to convince the introverted population at SFU that going outside and meeting people...

Things I actually “read” over last week’s Reading Break

My professor’s email about what readings to finish over the break My Canvas account’s monthly calendar, to make note of any upcoming major assignments Vogue’s extensive...

HUMOUR: Canadian government confirms existence of Jehovah’s Witness Protection program

On our daily commutes, there is one group of people who work tirelessly to gain the attention and likewise affection of the masses. Day...