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If SFU was more like Hogwarts . . .

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Taking the stairs to class would be far more forgiving on your knees.

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Participation marks would suddenly become the most entertaining part of class.

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School administration might actually work to ensure the safety of their students from predators.

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The Peak newspaper would actually be cool to look at.

 

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Grandma got run over (more like splashed so badly that she fell flat on her face) by a reindeer!

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