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Triple O’s Secret Menu Revealed!

You may have heard of the popular Californian burger chain In-N-Out’s “Secret Menu” wherein regular customers order variations on items using cool codewords, but did you know that SFU’s own Triple O’s has one as well? Well it does! While new students may not know about it, SFU’s fast food veterans have long been shaving seconds from their order-times by learning this top-secret item list. We might get in trouble for revealing it but we’re here to serve you, so feel free to order any of these during your next visit! If the cashier looks at you funny, say it again but louder until they listen, that’s all just part of the game!

DOUBLE DOUBLE DOUBLE DOUBLE

 

One of the more popular secret menu items, the “Double Double Double Double” is a burger with two patties and a Tim Horton’s Double Double coffee in between them.

THE FULL MONTY

 

“The Full Monty” is simply a Monty Mushroom Burger stripped down to the patty and instead of sliced mushrooms, it has full mushrooms picked from the nearby forest.

QUADRANGLE STYLE

 

Asking for a burger “Quadrangle Style” means that you want the edges cut off the patty and the bun to be carved into an scale-model replica of the Academic Quadrangle.

EXTRA KETCHUP

 

This is one of the lesser known secret requests but if you say you want “extra ketchup” and point a gun, the clerk will toss every fifty dollar bill from the register into your bag.

ANIMAL STYLE

 

While it shares its name with the In-N-Out slang for the addition of pickles, grilled onions and extra spread, at Triple O’s “Animal Style” means your burger will be prepared for you by a raccoon.

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